MerkinTheWizard
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A bottle of red, a bottle of white, its all Depends when your ring ain’t tight.
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A hot cooking tip to brown ground meat: simply set up a tray underneath the seat.
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Be, bi, bo, bum. I smell the butt of your English mum.
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Cash me ousside, how bow da? I’m also available for you to cash me insside or electronically at @lilyyily
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Come to think of it, see to think of it later with my hands.
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Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of sperm emancipation.
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Comedy Bang Bang is a proud sponsor of National Bobblehead Museum and Hall of Fame in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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Cruising down the road trying to loosen my load but it’s hard with two hands on the wheel.
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Eating is cheating, but if nothing comes out, does it even count?
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Flop sweat on my Bobba Fett but you can Princess my Leia anytime
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Forty days and forty nights, whenever you drink them will be alright.
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Froggy went a food courtin’ and he dipped fries. Mmm hmm!
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Guess who’s coming to dinner? I hope it’s not the same person who came in my hair.
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Happy Hanukkah to all the ladies out there, I’m not Jewish but my dick is.
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I built my pet rabbit a hop-stacle course and now he’s in the hop-lympics!
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I gave her the shirt off my back so she showed me the back of her skirt.
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I have a crush on an article of punctuation and I want to accommodate.
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I like my tea like I like my Fett: fully Boba’d
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I literally hate it when people use textbook definitions.
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I lost all of my hotdogs but hey, things could always be wurst
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I love the views from this Caribbean cruise because suntanned Tom is less creepy
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I never pass on the wind when I’m passing on the beans.
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I ordered the soup de jour, but they brought me a “soup” Jor El
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I put my pulled Bluth under my pillow and what I found in the morning was underrated
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I ran out of tissues and now my sleeves are an issue
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