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An actual, flammable witch
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Who's got eight thumbs and will become my greatest creation that the heavens should weep for it's glory? This guy!
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Who's got four thumbs and is the best hand surgeon in the world? This guy!
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You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. But you have to ask nicely to pick your friends nose. So, can I? Can I?! Pwetty, pwetty pwease?!
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Hi, I'm Comedy Bang Bang. You might be wondering how I got into this situation. Well, it's a long story, and it involves several small business owners.
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You call that a knife? I call mine an "ouch stick." I like mine better.
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Little miss Tuffet sat on a Muppet, and Ms. Piggy watched from the corner.
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Along came a spider that sat down beside her. The police were called. The spider was shot 12 times.
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Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Turn a man into a fish, he'll eat himself for a lifetime. The fishing laws in Nantucket are very specific.
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Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes. The inter-Greecian olympic committee can come to quorum.
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Antidisestablishmentarianism? I hardly know him!
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If all cops are bastards, and Socrates is a bastard, then this catchphrase is an ACAB BC philosophy CBB CP.
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I surfed to the isles of TERF where whites come first and giving birth is all you're worth, known for speeches by Collin Firth, now it's just the worst.
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J. K. Rowling already answered the "Transgender Question." Shit in your pants and use magic. No bathrooms needed!
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I want a strong, independent woman I can call "baby flower doll wet paper princess."
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You know what they say. Don't pretend like you don't.
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🎼Talking on the internet is so much fun! / I'll post a tweet about a movie! / Oops, now I'm a nazi!
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We don't take kindly to your type in 'round here, and frankly your formatting leaves much to be desired.
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If "grease" is the word and "bird" is the word, the Alaskan BP pipeline sure mixes up a lot of words.
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Remember suckin' on chili dogs? I don't remember the chili part, but I'm still not allowed into that PetSmart.
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Everyone keeps saying Popular Express is creepy, but wait until you see the Lolita crossover.
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In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet in!
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"Water, water, every where, nor any drop to drink," said Bear Grylls never.
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Aukerman didn't kill himself.
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Be warned, for there are Taco Tuesdays in Heaven, but there are no Tuesdays... in Hell!
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