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Naked Lazer Lemonade

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  1. Naked Lazer Lemonade

    New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

    Makes sense to me. Thank you for your hard work!
  2. Here’s to…feelin good all the time.
  3. I’m Talks Aloterman, and you’re listening to Blahbedy Blah Blah.
  4. Naked Lazer Lemonade

    Whoops, sorry I gotta go!

    Whoops, sorry I gotta go!
  5. If by proof you mean yum and pudding you mean cum.
  6. The end is Bill Nye! Here cometh the science guy!
  7. The linguine is fine, but for a few dollars more you can have spaghetti western.
  8. It’s not you. It’s me. Actually, it’s that guy watching in the corner.
  9. I’m Terri Gross and you’re listening to NPR
  10. This is an A and B conversation so gtfo
  11. Fashionably late, unfortunately present
  12. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Get off the ride. Puke on your nephew.
  13. At the end of the day, it's all about family - more specifically stepmoms.
  14. This is my penis, and this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun, and it's not the one you're thinking of.
  15. When I was 5 I watched my uncle get sucked up by a tornado. It feels good to finally get that off my chest.