New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

[New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter]

Makes sense to me. Thank you for your hard work!

[Here’s to…feelin good all the time.]

Here’s to…feelin good all the time.

[I’m Talks Aloterman, and you’re listening to Blahbedy Blah Blah.]

I’m Talks Aloterman, and you’re listening to Blahbedy Blah Blah.

[Whoops, sorry I gotta go!]

Whoops, sorry I gotta go!

[If by proof you mean yum and pudding you mean cum.]

If by proof you mean yum and pudding you mean cum.

[The end is Bill Nye! Here cometh the science guy!]

The end is Bill Nye! Here cometh the science guy!

[The linguine is fine, but for a few dollars more you can have spaghetti western.]

The linguine is fine, but for a few dollars more you can have spaghetti western.

[It’s not you. It’s me. Actually, it’s that guy watching in the corner.]

It’s not you. It’s me. Actually, it’s that guy watching in the corner.

[I’m Terri Gross and you’re listening to NPR]

I’m Terri Gross and you’re listening to NPR

[This is an A and B conversation so gtfo]

This is an A and B conversation so gtfo

[Fashionably late, unfortunately present]

Fashionably late, unfortunately present

[Buy the ticket, take the ride. Get off the ride. Puke on your nephew.]

Buy the ticket, take the ride. Get off the ride. Puke on your nephew.

[At the end of the day, it's all about family - more specifically stepmoms.]

At the end of the day, it's all about family - more specifically stepmoms.

 

[This is my penis, and this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun, and it's not the one you're thinking of.]

This is my penis, and this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun, and it's not the one you're thinking of.

[When I was 5 I watched my uncle get sucked up by a tornado. It feels good to finally get that off my chest.]

When I was 5 I watched my uncle get sucked up by a tornado. It feels good to finally get that off my chest.

[This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Dick Swallows.]

This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Dick Swallows.

 

[I'm not here for a good time, I'm here for the buffet.]

I'm not here for a good time, I'm here for the buffet.

[Thank you for playing everyone's favorite game show, "SKIP THE ADS!"]

Thank you for playing everyone's favorite game show, "SKIP THE ADS!"

[Oscar Wilde once said, "Only the song and dance of a harp and a flute can get this dirty Irish boy out his gimp suit."]

Oscar Wilde once said, "Only the song and dance of a harp and a flute can get this dirty Irish boy out his gimp suit."

[There once was a witch who lived in the south, who punched my balls and spit in my mouth.]

There once was a witch who lived in the south, who punched my balls and spit in my mouth.

[It's not like I spend my day sitting at the bus stop. I'm just waiting for my erection to go away.]

It's not like I spend my day sitting at the bus stop. I'm just waiting for my erection to go away.

[My Polish doctor says a pierogi in the hand is worth 2 in your gut.]

My Polish doctor says a pierogi in the hand is worth 2 in your gut.

[Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you my half brother]

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you my half brother?

[It's time for a shower! Hit pause, and go do that then come back and listen to me.]

It's time for a shower! Hit pause, and go do that then come back and listen to me.

[How's about a handful of soup, baby? That do anything for ya?]

How's about a handful of soup, baby? That do anything for  ya?