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    New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

    Naked Lazer Lemonade replied to DanEngler's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Makes sense to me. Thank you for your hard work!
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    Here’s to…feelin good all the time.
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    I’m Talks Aloterman, and you’re listening to Blahbedy Blah Blah.
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    Whoops, sorry I gotta go!

    Naked Lazer Lemonade posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Whoops, sorry I gotta go!
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    If by proof you mean yum and pudding you mean cum.
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    The end is Bill Nye! Here cometh the science guy!
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    The linguine is fine, but for a few dollars more you can have spaghetti western.
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    It’s not you. It’s me. Actually, it’s that guy watching in the corner.
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    I’m Terri Gross and you’re listening to NPR
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    This is an A and B conversation so gtfo
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    Fashionably late, unfortunately present
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    Buy the ticket, take the ride. Get off the ride. Puke on your nephew.
  13. Naked Lazer Lemonade
    At the end of the day, it's all about family - more specifically stepmoms.
  14. Naked Lazer Lemonade
    This is my penis, and this is my gun. One is for fighting, one is for fun, and it's not the one you're thinking of.
  15. Naked Lazer Lemonade
    When I was 5 I watched my uncle get sucked up by a tornado. It feels good to finally get that off my chest.
  16. Naked Lazer Lemonade
    This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Dick Swallows.
  17. Naked Lazer Lemonade
    I'm not here for a good time, I'm here for the buffet.
  18. Naked Lazer Lemonade
    Thank you for playing everyone's favorite game show, "SKIP THE ADS!"
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    Oscar Wilde once said, "Only the song and dance of a harp and a flute can get this dirty Irish boy out his gimp suit."
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    There once was a witch who lived in the south, who punched my balls and spit in my mouth.
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    It's not like I spend my day sitting at the bus stop. I'm just waiting for my erection to go away.
  22. Naked Lazer Lemonade
    My Polish doctor says a pierogi in the hand is worth 2 in your gut.
  23. Naked Lazer Lemonade
    Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you my half brother?
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    It's time for a shower! Hit pause, and go do that then come back and listen to me.
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    How's about a handful of soup, baby? That do anything for ya?
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