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  1. StopEatingBees
    What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? They fall in love.
  2. StopEatingBees
    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but I just can't stay mad at those balls
  3. StopEatingBees
    Being in love means never having to say "thank God you inherited your father's buttocks"
  4. StopEatingBees
    You either die a space cowboy or you live long enough to see yourself become Maurice
  5. StopEatingBees
    I like my coffee the way I like my women: Fancy as hell, 9 feet tall, probably a vampire
  6. StopEatingBees
    The enemy of my enemy is my double enemy. Like, wow, screw that guy.
  7. StopEatingBees
    There are two wolves inside you. Also two geese and two sacks of grain. Good luck crossing the river now, bitch
  8. StopEatingBees
    Sometimes you have to get blinded by the light to know how it feels to be wrapped up like a douche
  9. StopEatingBees
    Here comes Goofus with the steel chair! OH! Gallant is down! Where the hell is the ref?
  10. StopEatingBees
    Mister Sandman, grill me a cheese (yum yum yum yum)
  11. StopEatingBees
    Cauliflower is just broccoli hiding from the cops
  12. StopEatingBees
    There once was a man from Nantucket. Once.
  13. StopEatingBees
    What do you call a fish with no eyes? Whatever you want, he's deaf too.
  14. StopEatingBees
    It's like 10,000 flutes when all you need is a fife
  15. StopEatingBees
    Personally I'm still pissed that the sequel to Garfield wasn't called 2 Cats 2 Curious
  16. StopEatingBees
    This crystal will ward off evil spirits, and this one will tell Chipotle's burrito artists that you know guacamole is extra
  17. StopEatingBees
    But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? Move outta the way bitch, I'm tryna scope out this light.
  18. StopEatingBees
    Hate to be a bummer but all those fireflies in Owl City's jar are definitely dead by now
  19. StopEatingBees
    Your body is a wonderland. Deeply confusing. Full of drugs. Is that a caterpillar?
  20. StopEatingBees
    Money, it's a load, I'm all right bro, keep your hands off of my Doge
  21. StopEatingBees
    Come for the disco, stay for the panic, just close the goddamn door
  22. StopEatingBees
    Pinocchio's first poop must've been some kinda event
  23. StopEatingBees
    I tied 200 million other sperm's shoelaces together for this?
  24. StopEatingBees
    The fourth little pig built his house on rock n' roll
  25. StopEatingBees
    Mothman be good, Mothman be better Mothman stop eating my cashmere sweater
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