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I feel you, soup. I, too, thicken when starches are added
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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the normal-sized rocks in this huge hourglass
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If that fat lady don't sing, it's over when I buy you a diamond ring
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Not saying my teacher was hot but me and my friends all got straight D's that year
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The safest place to be during a Jackie Chan attack is inside his fist
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, Dillard's is the place to poop in public
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Well, I cracked corn, and I ate world. What's next up on the docket for ol' Jimmy?
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I came here to chew gum and kick ass. Maybe just the gum, I brought a lot of gum.
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If you rolled a grenade under the stall door, maybe I'd finish faster
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"Maybe I'll go into hentai, maybe not," said Heisenberg's Uncertainty Tentacle
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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Sure. THAT, she'll swallow.
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I hope my balls never find out that I'm not the suave lothario they've been led to believe I am
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Somewhere out there, there's still whole rooms of people who Zack Morris never unfroze
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Nobody ever talks about the ball-peen hammer despite being hilarious
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge the draft
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Pain is temporary. Pride is temporary. We're all going to die, and it's a miracle.
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Take your balls out at the urinal to let the other guys know you mean business
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As my grandpa said on his deathbed, "Get me off of this deathbed!"
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Erwin Schrodinger put his dick in a box & it became both hard and soft
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Hey baby, do you have a beef carpet? And if so, does it match your curtains? Because you got those.
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How many monkeys you think Tarzan boned before Jane showed up? It's not zero.
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Helen Keller flew a plane once, which you don't allow unless you sorta want her to crash
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My main criticism of the centaur is this: why can't they kiss when they make love?
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