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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Do you think Gallagher ever brought a baby out just to mess with the first three rows
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I can talk to animals, but only in the language of love. Or German
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Like my grandma always said, "Gary Busey, hairy pusey"
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I'm a lot like the moon. I may look rough on the surface, but on the inside, I'm full of secret mole people
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Samuel L. Jackson brand paper towels are the quicker, thicker motherfucker
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You can tell she wants you by the soft tremble in her voice as she leans in and whispers, "Moo."
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Instead of always taking one step forward and two steps back, boost your productivity and progress by staying put
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Sorry I'm out of breath, I heard Barney was gobbling Fred's fruity pebbles and I just ran right over, but this isn't what I imagined
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Am I having sex with a drill? Of course not! I'm doing a bit.
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I always burp before I walk past strangers, so my one "excuse me" can cover both transgressions
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I don't know when I bought that milk in my fridge, but the kid on the carton is definitely old enough to be missing by now
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Apparently my password can't be "Life Goes On" because it doesn't have any special characters. Uh, hello, yes it did?
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Give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself. TEACH a man enough rope and he'll also jerk off about it.
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My wife just learned she swallows 8 spiders in bed every year. Congratulations, spiders, I wouldn't know the feeling
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I used to think orgies would be confusing, but I've become familiar with all the ins and outs
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If I had a nickel for every time I pooped out a nickel, I could finally stop double-eating all these poop nickels
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I'll show you why all my jack-o'-lanterns look surprised just as soon as the trick-or-treaters go home
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I guess asking my doctor "is it in yet" says more about my asshole than it does about his finger
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"We, The People?" Real descriptive, guys. Good luck with your "country."
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If you're going through hell, keep going. Super Hell is next and it's WAY more metal.
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It's not advertised, but if you slide a $20 across the exam table the doctor WILL kiss whatever boo-boos you have
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All rice is instant rice if you like it dry & crunchy
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There were plenty of navy blue Smurfs in that village, but none ever made it on camera. Racism.
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She said "settle in," I heard "acetylene." Maybe her house wouldn't have burned down if she spoke clearly.
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