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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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You had me at "you're just my type," then you lost me at "oh na na na na."
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It takes different strokes to move the world, which is why I switch hands every 30 seconds. You're welcome, world.
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No. Who asks that?Â
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Mommy and Daddy, sittin' in a tree, G-E-T-T-I-N-G. Divorced.
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Folks who don't want DC to become a state are ok, but I find the pro-state much more stimulating
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Until you can balance a Cheeto on your boner and launch it into your mouth, you can't tell me nothin
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My phone doesn't recognize my face unless I'm getting pegged. How can it tell?
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I'll never be one of those losers living in my mom's basement, because my parents are dead
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Hershey is the only company in the world that can kill dogs and still get a highway named after them
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I guess Margot Frank's diary must've been pretty meat & potatoes
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Someone else shit in my pants but I don't know how to prove it
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I instantly punch every swan in the face on the off chance that it's actually Zeus in a swan costume, and so should you
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People who eat grapes instead of drinking wine are probably just fruit pedophiles
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Eat your enemy's heart to gain his courage. His brain, to steal his wisdom. His balls, because they're delicious.
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I am serious! And thank you for calling me Shirley, for indeed that is my name
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My neighbors are so weird. They have a jar full of sperm in their refrigerator. And they still haven't noticed!
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Your next burrito could be full of toothpaste. Probably won't be, but you never know for sure.
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. There's nothing you can't pick, because you have special picking powers and it's a miracle
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Everyone LOVES talking shit about the mad scientist until they get zapped with the babyfication ray. Then look who comes crawling back
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Yeah, well if time is relative then how come I don't wanna have sex with it
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There's no "I" in "team", but there is an "oh, you pee?" in "group". And that's something we should've known about you before you joined our baseball group.
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