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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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A baby gave me a high five the other day. That kid is gonna be SO COOL when he's born
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Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can their gentle pendulous swaying hypnotize me to stop smoking?
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It's not the size that counts, and it's not how you use it. It's your relationship with your father
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All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel. I set him up & recorded it all. This feels illegal.
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Hey buddy, don't blow smoke up my ass. Smoke goes in the FACE. VODKA goes up the ass.
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15 minutes could save your immortal soul from eternal damnation, but I guess car insurance matters too
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The horny bird catches the clap, wrap your worms fellas
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That's one small step for a man, one WHOA WHOSE BANANA PEEL IS THIS
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Life is like a box of chocolates. Leave it in a hot car on a summer day and it's all over.
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Don't put words in my mouth, unless that word is pizza, penis, or whiskey
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Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, I had a TurboGrafx but it wasn't worth a piss
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If you love something, let it go. If you like it as a friend, PLEASE just throw it a handy? ONCE? TAMMY?
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I named my dog Fire and lost him in a crowded theater. Guess he's gone forever.
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It's 5 o'clock somewhere! Not here though, so I guess I'm just an alcoholic.
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Your butthole may be analog but these fingers are digital
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You put your hands upon my throat, when you choke, I choke, we choke
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I submit catchphrases with my left hand, that way it feels like someone else is a failure
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You don't have to be cooking spaghetti to throw it at a wall, live your life
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Dance like nobody's watching, and poop loudly in public stalls
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A jellyfish stung me on the tongue, gimme that sweet golden medicine
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If ninjas are so sneaky then how come we know about them
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