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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but I just can't stay mad at those balls
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Being in love means never having to say "thank God you inherited your father's buttocks"
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You either die a space cowboy or you live long enough to see yourself become Maurice
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I like my coffee the way I like my women: Fancy as hell, 9 feet tall, probably a vampire
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The enemy of my enemy is my double enemy. Like, wow, screw that guy.
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There are two wolves inside you. Also two geese and two sacks of grain. Good luck crossing the river now, bitch
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Sometimes you have to get blinded by the light to know how it feels to be wrapped up like a douche
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Here comes Goofus with the steel chair! OH! Gallant is down! Where the hell is the ref?
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Mister Sandman, grill me a cheese (yum yum yum yum)
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Whatever you want, he's deaf too.
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It's like 10,000 flutes when all you need is a fife
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Personally I'm still pissed that the sequel to Garfield wasn't called 2 Cats 2 Curious
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This crystal will ward off evil spirits, and this one will tell Chipotle's burrito artists that you know guacamole is extra
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But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? Move outta the way bitch, I'm tryna scope out this light.
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Hate to be a bummer but all those fireflies in Owl City's jar are definitely dead by now
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Your body is a wonderland. Deeply confusing. Full of drugs. Is that a caterpillar?
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Money, it's a load, I'm all right bro, keep your hands off of my Doge
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Come for the disco, stay for the panic, just close the goddamn door
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Pinocchio's first poop must've been some kinda event
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I tied 200 million other sperm's shoelaces together for this?
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The fourth little pig built his house on rock n' roll
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Mothman be good, Mothman be better, Mothman stop eating my cashmere sweater
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You are the dancing queef, young and sweet, only seven teeth
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