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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Here is the church, here is the steeple, open your butt & release all the fecal
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Actually, I think I just like you as a friend in the time of cholera
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Why do birds fall down from the sky, every time you walk by? Take a shower for God's sake.
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In the land of the one-thrust busters, the two-pump chump is king
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I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, killed my dad, banged my mother
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because you still have plenty of teeth left!
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I'm a warlock named Sloppy Joe, but all the bitches call me Man Witch
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Oh, I see, whenever he does something nice he's YOUR god
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When crime is afoot, the members of Hanson transform and lock together to form the mighty MmmBOT
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Excuse me Ms. Mermaid? I'm the clam that used to live in your bra. Just came back for my stuff.
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The Creepy Crawlers goop vapor in my lungs recognizes the Creepy Crawlers goop vapor in yours
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Making love to you was never second best. Not first, either.
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I like some Beethoven, I like some Pachelbel. I like some combination Beethoven and Pachelbel
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If you can't handle me at my worst, you probably wouldn't be thrilled by my best either, they're pretty similar
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Don't make the trolley do all the work, kill the last guy yourself
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Sex is like a really cool Pokemon card. I don't have any and I really want some
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The rain in Spain stays mainly in Grazalema, averaging around 31 inches per year
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Mary had a little lamb until she met the mutton man
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Maybe the monsters hide under your bed because you're so loud and terrifying
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I ate the magic beans, went to lay an egg & ended up jackin' the beanstalk
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Past the teeth and over the gums, look out Mary, the Lord is come
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Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name. No, not home! A bar! With scientologists!
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If Debbie did a double-decker Dallas dickin', how many Dallas dicks did Debbie double-deck?
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Bye-bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was pie, my Chevy was pie and all my whiskey was pie, what just, loving God would do this?
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