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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Truth be told, I'd prefer a milkshake that kept all the boys the hell off my lawn
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Hey girl, are you an angel? Because I don't believe in you and neither does your father
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Sorry Ninja Turtles, I prefer my heroes in an entire shell
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If you play Dark Side of the Moon while watching Titanic, it totally sinks
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Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy, but moonshine in my butthole makes you sexy
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I know you have to pee-pee, but I refuse to let you go
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Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man reckless breakfast with fries
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Frankenstein's Monster just got their PhD. What now, assholes?
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Don't you just hate when you try to deliver a baby and it turns out to be DiGiorno
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The concept of hope, Gwyneth Paltrow's head, and a transmortal cat walk into a box
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I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer at work today. I got fired, plus it sliced my dick off.
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It's not technically cheating if you're in another zip code, and you're single, and she's one of those Fleshlights with a mustache
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Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my elephants. A few of the clowns are mine.
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I can't remember who sings Don't You Forget About Me, now I'm not even sure who I've failed
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When you knock on wood, you fist bump everyone that piece of wood has ever knocked with
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There can be no good without evil, no light without darkness, no diggity without doubt
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Snoop Dogg rubs the lotion on his skin because he don't love the hose
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Gynecologists are docs who never think outside the box
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I don't practice Santeria, because I'm already great at it.
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If yesterday is history, and tomorrow is a mystery, today is the taint of human existence
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When you're climbing up a ladder, And you feel something splatter, Onomatopoeia
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Would anyone like to buy some drugs? I, Scott Aukerman, sell illegal drugs to make ends meet
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