StopEatingBees
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Moment of silence for my balls, who died valiantly in the Shrivel War
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Haven't seen any crazy straws in a while. Damn political correctness
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I'm just saying crazy stuff now so I can seamlessly transition to senility later on
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I bought a pedometer but it just keeps flashing the word "probably"
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I told her to treat me like a Shake Weight, she put me in the closet for 8 months
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If you throw a boomerang just after you're born, it'll return just before you die of your cool new boomerang wound.
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The shark begged for chum, and I chame all over his face
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It's funny that they call this pudding, because I'm "pudding" it in my butt
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Be sure to use a condom when smuggling cocaine, and only when smuggling cocaine
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Just saw the How It's Made episode on beef jerky, pretty cut & dry
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I guess Batman is cool to be out all night because he doesn't have a bedtime anymore
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When Jesus was washing his 12 Apostles' feet, how do you think he hid his boner
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man wonders why there's so many traffic lights
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What loving God would harden our wieners in the morning while weakening our hands
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In my culture, an empty bottle is its own message.
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Just did all my sock laundry, now I gotta toss in a Plan B pill with the next load
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There are no stupid questions. There are no stupid answers. None of your friends can see or hear you.
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Yo mama so dead that after sex I rolled over twice and she was dead
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It doesn't do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to twerk
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