StopEatingBees
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The Mask, but it's just Jim Carrey hallucinating his own cartoon antics while being genuinely shot
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This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a jerkoff
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Let's make like a tree and allow small rodents to nest in our holes
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I'm like a banana - if you peel my skin off and throw it on the floor, you could slip & hurt yourself
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If we weren't supposed to eat babies, God wouldn't have made them delicious
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If you hate garlic, you're not invited into my house whether you're a vampire or not
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Your first genie wish should be for him to kick himself in the nuts. That way, maybe he won't grant your second wish ironically.
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Thought I felt something on my dick just now, but I guess it was just God's eyes
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I hired a Japanese landscaper & he pixelated all my bushes
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Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, tighty-whitey, Gary Busey
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Can't, too busy removing Waldo from all your kid's Waldo books
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The bottomless steak fries at Red Robin weren't wearing panties sure enough, but somehow I still feel misled.
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Do they make a butt plug that's also a fishing pole or am I gonna have to get crafty
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On the 4th day of Christmas, here's 4 more goddamn birds
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Girl, are you a Greek goddess, because your tits are out and your arms are gone
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Hi, I'm Jim Morrison, and this is my dad, Morris Jimsdad
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Just drank a pot of coffee. I'm still tired, but at least my turds are motivated.
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If a hot goblin king with a huge dong ever kidnaps me, maybe just mind your business.
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I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? Heroin. Hi, I'm The Temptations, and the only needle I'm tempted by, is on my record player
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In the basement, lock the cellar door and baby, trade grandmas with me
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Dorothy really shit the bed ditching Oz to go home to Kansas, those shoes were worth at least $8 million.
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Bitcoin mining is a lot like shoplifting. Wild if literal.
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My dog's wiener just touched my hand. Am I gonna turn dog gay?
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It's not cheating if your mighty cum blast rockets you around the earth so fast, you turn back time to before you did it
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