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    Did you fall from Heaven? Because if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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    Am I having sex with a drill? Of course not! I'm doing a bit.

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    Captain America ripping a log in half isn't the only thing that gets me hard, but it never fails

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    Hand to God, I thought The Plug Bag was a sex thing

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    Sometimes you have to get blinded by the light to know how it feels to be wrapped up like a douche

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    Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, I had a TurboGrafx but it wasn't worth a piss

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    RIP Uncle Robin, he's molesting cherubs in heaven now

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    Whoever kills Carrot Top gets Santa Claused into a slightly beefier Carrot Top body

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    First they came for the gays, and I did not speak up, because my mouth was full of dong

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    There were plenty of navy blue Smurfs in that village, but none ever made it on camera. Racism.

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    I always burp before I walk past strangers, so my one "excuse me" can cover both transgressions

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    Yes, Tim Allen played a huge role in my childhood. And yes, I've been fingered. Are those facts related? Yes.

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    Cream on my eggs like yo name Cadbury

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    Like my grandma always said, "Gary Busey, hairy pusey"

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    Would anyone like to buy some drugs? I, Scott Aukerman, sell illegal drugs to make ends meet

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    There are two wolves inside you. Also two geese and two sacks of grain. Good luck crossing the river now, bitch

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    You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but I just can't stay mad at those balls

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    If you eat enough burrito filling, you become the burrito

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    Actions speak louder than words, if you're a shitty writer

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     Twenty-three men stabbeth Caesar, Twas a gruesome ballad, And grave injustices abound, For none did toss his salad.

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    In a warm, enticing stoneware bowl, a juicy little tender meatball rolls, on spaghetto

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    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's just illegal to make them fight, Steve

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    It's time to pay the piper $15 an hour

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    Hell is for children, so for legal reasons I guess I can't really go there after all

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    It's not cheating if this is the Matrix. Prove it isn't.

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