StopEatingBees
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To paraphrase the famous last words of Abraham Lincoln, "Ow, fuck"
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Before you judge Dr. Frankenstein, jog a mile in his shoes. That way, he can reanimate the dead body you find whilst jogging, plus you have his shoes
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Legend tells of a man who stayed on the phone for 100 minutes and received free car insurance
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Kids are like pancakes. The first one seems all right, then they get harder and harder to eat after that
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Are your boobs abusive parents, because they're raising a dick
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Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle! Why'd they also kidnap seven dick-shaped Toads, you ask? Figure it out
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I heard Urkel contracted polio. It's a rare condition, this day and age.
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Yo mama so generous she opened a Gmail account so she could donate the spam to her local food bank.
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Eat, Pray, Love. Good book. Even better reverse mantis porn.
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When you're climbing up a ladder, And you feel something splatter, Onomatopoeia
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If yesterday is history, and tomorrow is a mystery, today is the taint of human existence
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I don't practice Santeria, because I'm already great at it.
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Gynecologists are docs who never think outside the box
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Snoop Dogg rubs the lotion on his skin because he don't love the hose
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There can be no good without evil, no light without darkness, no diggity without doubt
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When you knock on wood, you fist bump everyone that piece of wood has ever knocked with
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I can't remember who sings Don't You Forget About Me, now I'm not even sure who I've failed
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Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my elephants. A few of the clowns are mine.
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It's not technically cheating if you're in another zip code, and you're single, and she's one of those Fleshlights with a mustache
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I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer at work today. I got fired, plus it sliced my dick off.
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The concept of hope, Gwyneth Paltrow's head, and a transmortal cat walk into a box
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Don't you just hate when you try to deliver a baby and it turns out to be DiGiorno
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Frankenstein's Monster just got their PhD. What now, assholes?
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