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Topics posted by StopEatingBees
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Here comes Goofus with the steel chair! OH! Gallant is down! Where the hell is the ref?
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The enemy of my enemy is my double enemy. Like, wow, screw that guy.
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I like my coffee the way I like my women: Fancy as hell, 9 feet tall, probably a vampire
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You either die a space cowboy or you live long enough to see yourself become Maurice
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Being in love means never having to say "thank God you inherited your father's buttocks"
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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? They fall in love.
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Lots of people ask me if Pepsi is okay. No one ever wants to know how I'M doing.
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I feel you, Burger King. I too have an Impossible Whopper that nobody wants
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Confucius says, "Please stop misattributing quotes to me in an offensive pseudo-Chinese patois"
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It was all a dream, I used to read Highlights magazine
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Thanks to inflation, a bird in the hand is now worth five dogs playing poker
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Take me down to the Paradox City, where the grass is green even though that seems impossible
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Where do I see myself in five years? Selling your ass out to the Robot Manhunters, human scum
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Welcome to the bunghole, we got lots of poop, we don't have anything you want, it's pretty much just the poop
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I killed and ate that cereal leprechaun. He was tragically delicious
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Is there a doctor in the house!? No. Of course not. Because YOU wanted to be a comedian.
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The easiest part of a journey is the second step. The hardest part is my dingdong
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A leopard cannot change its spots, except for Ol' Sharpie McSpotschange, but he's a real dick
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All hands on deck. All knees on deck. All heads on deck. All asses up.
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Look me in the eye and tell me you really understand popcorn
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Non-Fungible Tokens are just digital pogs, and I for one won't fall for it again
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The Snyder Cut is my favorite part of the Pretzel Cow
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I installed a window on the Schrodinger's cat box, YOU'RE WELCOME
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Dating me is like eating at Burger King. You could find something better, but do you really deserve it?
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A paper bag may cure your hyperventilation now, but a plastic one will cure it forever
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