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    I heard Urkel contracted polio. It's a rare condition, this day and age.

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    Y'all muthafuckas need Cheez-Its

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    Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle! Why'd they also kidnap seven dick-shaped Toads, you ask? Figure it out

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    Are your boobs abusive parents, because they're raising a dick

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    Kids are like pancakes. The first one seems all right, then they get harder and harder to eat after that

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    Would anyone like to buy some drugs? I, Scott Aukerman, sell illegal drugs to make ends meet

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    Legend tells of a man who stayed on the phone for 100 minutes and received free car insurance

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    Before you judge Dr. Frankenstein, jog a mile in his shoes. That way, he can reanimate the dead body you find whilst jogging, plus you have his shoes

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    To paraphrase the famous last words of Abraham Lincoln, "Ow, fuck"

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    When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back. And it wants feet pics

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    The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut, but what I just did to your mom's face is both

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    Said Simple Simon to the pieman, "Let me taste your wares!" Said the pieman to Simple Simon, "You're 18, right?"

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    Like my grandma always said, "Gary Busey, hairy pusey"

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    Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. This will strengthen your punchin' muscles. NOW you're ready to kill the bastards.

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    Rudolph, since your nose is red, go be my brake lights instead

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    In Soviet Russia, Sandman enters you. Sleep with one eye open!

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    To err is human, to create a boulder so heavy that even you yourself can't lift it is divine

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    An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Except Dr. Applefucker. It's just a surname but they still don't keep him away.

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