StopEatingBees
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See you later, violator! After a while, pedophile!
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I'll take "Words That End In -uttsex" for $600, Geordi
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I guess what I miss most about the womb is fist bumping my dad's dick
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Where do I see myself in five years? The FUTURE, bitch
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A hippie, a horticulturalist, and a White House photographer walk into a bar. One of them better show me some bush.
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Fun Fact: If you were to lay out all the blood vessels in an adult, end to end, you'd be arrested
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In my culture we only show our buttholes as a display of remorse, or to close a trade deal
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CoverGirl is a very honest name for a makeup company
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If you want honesty, ask a kid or a caricature artist
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Eat at Freud's, I recommend the deep dick pizza. I mean dish.
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Tragedy Bang Bang is all too common in this country
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I need to know two things: the melting point of Dippin' Dots, and average human butthole temperature. Nevermind why.
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Sorry about your car. In my defense, I forgot I was on fire.
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I feel you, left ball. I also have only two close friends.
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My jizz just hit the floor and spelled out the word "help." Man, those little guys are organized.
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I'm pretty sure if you blew air into your peehole, your ballsack would inflate. I mean, don't do it, but, that's what I think would happen.
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I don't see the glass as half-empty OR half-full. I drink from the BOTTLE. Like a MAN.
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Give a man a fish, and he'll fuck it. Film a man fucking a fish, and he'll pay you to keep it a secret.
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In the back of all our heads, the McDonald's "Fish McBites" jingle lurks in the shadows.
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Using the angel on your shoulder as a sex toy is nice but the devil REALLY knows his way around up there
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The lunatic is on the grass. Can't you read the sign? Keep off the grass! Freakin lunatic.
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