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 Twenty-three men stabbeth Caesar, Twas a gruesome ballad, And grave injustices abound, For none did toss his salad.
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"Eat a bag of dicks" is such an antiquated insult. Oh no, free food, what a drag
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"I was five seconds away from retirement," I lamented, backing away from the ledge
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"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results", I said while masturbating
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"Maybe I'll go into hentai, maybe not," said Heisenberg's Uncertainty Tentacle
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"We, The People?" Real descriptive, guys. Good luck with your "country."
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15 minutes could save your immortal soul from eternal damnation, but I guess car insurance matters too
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A baby gave me a high five the other day. That kid is gonna be SO COOL when he's born
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A cigarette rests between her tits, Wtf is with that shit, It is the wrong way
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A Crippling Fear Of The Unknown: It's not just for breakfast anymore
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A dance crew walks into a bar, and they get SERVED
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A fantastical creature with the head of a baby hippo, and the body of a dead baby hippo
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A fun time with jellyfish, or a cure from your bladder. Like a short electrician, I wish for the latter.
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A fun, free way to clear up intestinal blockage is to yell "bomb" in an airport. They'll sort it out.
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A hippie, a horticulturalist, and a White House photographer walk into a bar. One of them better show me some bush.
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A hunter fired his gun once and shot a John, a Cougar, and a Mellencamp. How is this possible?
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A jellyfish stung me on the tongue, gimme that sweet golden medicine
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A leopard cannot change its spots, except for Ol' Sharpie McSpotschange, but he's a real dick
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A little bit softer now! And a little bit softer now! Safe to stand up in 3, 2, 1...
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A man who hated redundancy died this morning. Now he's gone forever, and always will be.
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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? Smoking.
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A movie that follows the full bushes of a tight-knit group of 20-somethings while a genuinely affecting romantic comedy plays out above them
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A paper bag may cure your hyperventilation now, but a plastic one will cure it forever
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A patient accused me of improperly amputating his asscheeks, so I offered a rebuttal
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