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I bought a pedometer but it just keeps flashing the word "probably"
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I'm doing my part to promote gender equality by getting paid less than I should be
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I eat lightning, but despite my best digestive efforts, I still crap poop.
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I stole a guy's t-shirt and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And a gander at some sweet man titties
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All I'm saying is, if I were Achilles, I'd have worn tougher shoes
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Captain America ripping a log in half isn't the only thing that gets me hard, but it never fails
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Like orphans on a swingset, we push each other to greater heights
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The bottomless steak fries at Red Robin weren't wearing panties sure enough, but somehow I still feel misled.
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Though men of sim'lar visage crowd mine eyes/ The genuine Slim Shady doth arise
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Peppa Pig can go to hell. This isn't a catchphrase
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Thanks to inflation, an ounce of prevention is only worth about an ounce of cure. So, go nuts.
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Like my grandma always said, "Gary Busey, hairy pusey"
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How many of those melons you think Gallagher had sex with before the show? It isn't none.
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Have you ever tried putting lipstick on a pig? It ain't easy.
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RIP Uncle Robin, he's molesting cherubs in heaven now
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Be sure to use a condom when smuggling cocaine, and only when smuggling cocaine
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Between a Rock and a hard place, is a condom. I got you, Dwayne.
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In my culture, an empty bottle is its own message.
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She had a bun in the oven. Man, she sure bakes a tasty bun for a pregnant chick.
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