StopEatingBees
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They better shoot another gorilla soon, I need a good reason to take my dick out
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Girl, are you Thanksgiving dinner? Because I'm highly enthusiastic about your rolls.
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Goldilocks would have LOVED the taint. Not too ass, not too balls. Just right.
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If you can't handle me at my worst, you must not be immune to lava. I'm made of lava at my worst.
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Sucks that I have to hop the neighbor's fence just to admire how much greener my grass is
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Ever try to start your car with your house key? Embarrassing. But what if it worked?
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If I could lift a gallon jug of milk, I wouldn't NEED to do my body good.
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Pegasus may not have a horn but he sure knows how to peg a bro
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The time jump scared me half to death, and I went back for seconds
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It's 5 o'clock somewhere, get me a drink! But it's also breakfast somewhere, so put eggs in it.
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Necessity is the mother of invention, but who's the father? We'll find out next on an all-new Maury
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Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I thwap it down with the edge of my peen
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Everybody knows you've gotta jerk off before any big court date. Also during.
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Oh, you like the stock market and guys with ED? Well I've got some Microsoft for you
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Every journey starts with a single step. That's also how they end. Therefore it's impossible to know which is which. Just sit back down.
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Whether in the business world or the subway station, always look out for number one
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I'm a little teapot, short and stout, this existence is torture, I'd ask you to kill me but I don't even know how to die
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Walk up the Stairway to Heaven or fall down it, either way gets you there
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