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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, call the hospital, I'm clearly tripping balls
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I need to know two things: the melting point of Dippin' Dots, and average human butthole temperature. Nevermind why.
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Really? You're falling in love? Right in front of my salad?
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It's not cheating if this is the Matrix. Prove it isn't.
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Hush little baby, don't say a word, I'm way too high for that sort of conversation
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Instructor says you shouldn't have your balls out while hang gliding, but I dunno, it just feels right
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If you hate garlic, you're not invited into my house whether you're a vampire or not
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Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, tighty-whitey, Gary Busey
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I'm just saying crazy stuff now so I can seamlessly transition to senility later on
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Haven't seen any crazy straws in a while. Damn political correctness
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The way to a woman's heart isn't the pink OR the stink, it's the mind. Find a way to finger THAT and you're in
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Hey buddy, don't blow smoke up my ass. Smoke goes in the FACE. VODKA goes up the ass.
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I told her to treat me like a Shake Weight, she put me in the closet for 8 months
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Gaze longingly, upon mine tight physique/ For I work out, and wiggle! And repeat.
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What loving God would harden our wieners in the morning while weakening our hands
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There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's theft
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At the base of the column of the spine, you're coccyx
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Kiss begins with Kay, you see, but every piss begins with Pee
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Like a good neighbor, State Farm pretends not to smell all that pot you're smoking
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I didn't think Jeopardy would influence my life, but I just answered my phone in the form of a question.
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