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Posts posted by StopEatingBees
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My main criticism of the centaur is this: why can't they kiss when they make love?
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I'm better than Hitler but I don't know how to prove it
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Thanks to inflation, an ounce of prevention is only worth about an ounce of cure. So, go nuts.
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Morse code is a GREAT way to communicate at glory holes
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Once I find a bowling pin, some olive oil, and a signed consent form, this scavenger hunt is as good as over!
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Shout out to fire, you may have killed my family but you sure grill a tasty steak
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I stole a guy's t-shirt and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. And a gander at some sweet man titties
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If ninjas are so sneaky then how come we know about em
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I eat lightning, but despite my best digestive efforts, I still crap poop.
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Periods may stop sentences but they won't stop me.
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When you masturbate in the rain, nobody can tell you're crying
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If you give a mouse a cookie, he'll want a glass of milk. That's when you slip him the roofie
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I appreciate this solidarity
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My prison name was Mitochondria because I was the powerhouse of the cell
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Release the Mortal Kombat butthole cut
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Like orphans on a swingset, we push each other to greater heights
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Instructor says you shouldn't have your balls out while hang gliding, but I dunno, it just feels right
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She had a bun in the oven. Man, she sure bakes a tasty bun for a pregnant chick.
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Between a Rock and a hard place, is a condom. I got you, Dwayne.
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Hand to God, I thought The Plug Bag was a sex thing
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I'm doing my part to promote gender equality by getting paid less than I should be
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Gaze longingly, upon mine tight physique,
For I work out, and wiggle! And repeat.
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If you could take away a typewriter and add a monkey, then you don't really have infinite monkeys
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All I'm saying is, if I were Achilles, I'd have worn tougher shoes
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Helen Keller flew a plane once, which you don't allow unless you sorta want her to crash
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Helen Keller flew a plane once, which you don't allow unless you sorta want her to crash