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Posts posted by StopEatingBees
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Idk, it was funny in my dream
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Dorothy really shit the bed ditching Oz to go home to Kansas, those shoes were worth at least $8 million.
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Bitcoin mining is a lot like shoplifting. Wild if literal.
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My dog's wiener just touched my hand. Am I gonna turn dog gay?
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It's not cheating if your mighty cum blast rockets you around the earth so fast, you turn back time to before you did it
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See you later, violator! After a while, pedophile!
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They really have that process down to a t
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Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Testicles
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I'll take "Words That End In -uttsex" for $600, Geordi
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Hey girl, are you Spartacus? No, I AM SPARTACUS
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I guess what I miss most about the womb is fist bumping my dad's dick
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Where do I see myself in five years? The FUTURE, bitch
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A hippie, a horticulturalist, and a White House photographer walk into a bar. One of them better show me some bush.
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Paint me green and let's have Shrex
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Fun Fact: If you were to lay out all the blood vessels in an adult, end to end, you'd be arrested
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In my culture we only show our buttholes as a display of remorse, or to close a trade deal
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CoverGirl is a very honest name for a makeup company
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If you want honesty, ask a kid or a caricature artist
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Eat at Freud's, I recommend the deep dick pizza. I mean dish.
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Tragedy Bang Bang is all too common in this country
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I need to know two things: the melting point of Dippin' Dots, and average human butthole temperature. Nevermind why.
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Sorry about your car. In my defense, I forgot I was on fire.
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I feel you, left ball. I also have only two close friends.
I guess you'd say, what can make me feel this way? Heroin. Hi, I'm The Temptations, and the only needle I'm tempted by, is on my record player
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Now I guess you'd say, "But Mr. Temptations, John Coltrane did some of his best work on heroin!" To which I'd reply, "Call me The. Mr. Temptations was my father. Also, yes he did, but you're not a saxophonist.