Englebert Hump a Dink

One Sock Cutter he cuts socks, Two Sock Cutters they cut socks, Three Sock Cutters they cut socks.

Are you wrinkly on your dinkly? Is your horn a little worn? Don't you Fret my dear friend, Try our new balm in your palm... It's for skin!

On my school bus we used to made fun of "butt-munchers" now EVERYONE is eating ass.

Nude Scenes in movies are always awkward, Unless your parents are there to help explain what you're seeing.

Three Scotches later and I'm all out of tape.

I'm not a boob or butt guy, I'm into front-butts.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's conjunctivitis.

Remember, spice in the bowl equals spice in the hole.

I've got my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world, the police will never find them there. life is good to me....life is good to me.

*clap clap.. cries gently

This is NOT a test of the emergency broadcast system. After years of exams Emergency Broadcast System has FINALLY passed and we'd like to congratulate it.. Congratulations Emergency Broadcast System.

Holy Fucking Shit. There's a Dinosaur. Jesus Christ. What The FUUUK *sung to the Jurassic Park Theme*

How many nuts do Deez Nuts nut if Deez Nuts do nut nuts?

You catching what I'm throwing? If not.. I'm gonna be throwing deez hands

I'm up in that ass like dog-doo Baby.