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    Episode 17 - Early Onset

    Last night I had some friends over. They were friends I met through The Chris Gethard Show, actually! And we were getting together to watch the newest How Did This Get Made movie, so there's the Earwolf connection too! Anyways. We were watching this movie and someone went to the washroom, and after a while realized that the lock had broken and they couldn't get out. After about 20 minutes I called my dad (he works as a maintenance manager and is super handy, I thought he would know what to do) and he tried to walk me through some stuff. Then, after about 20 minutes of that not working he just said he would come over. He showed up with my mom and I jokingly said "had to witness this for yourself?" at which point she explained that my father had taken Nyquil just before I called because he wasn't feeling good. So my father spent the next hour getting a friend out of my washroom while sweating profusely and actively stopping himself from falling asleep. All while my mom watched on because my dad was too out of it to drive and so she had to give him a ride. I am 26. I've never felt more useless, or like I had better parents. Listening to this episode is reminding me not to take that for granted.
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    Just saw the first IFC episode

    I'm not sure I'll ever be able to enjoy anything quite like I enjoyed Andy Daly in that tank top. Great show. "I'm a Coke guy."
  3. Add Canada to the list of participating countries. Should be fun! I was just reading about one of the PFT listening parties the other day.
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    Episode 8 — Analyze Phish Episode 4

    Harris insisting he doesn't hate women was gold.
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    Merry Christmas!

    I got the CBB raglan shirt for Christmas. Very excited.
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    Can Harris Wittels become a Co-Host.

    I would like for Scott to announce him as co-host but for him to never actually be there. (or he could actually be there, that would be awesome too)
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    Episode 5 — Analyze Phish Episode 3

    Re S W: The live shows in New York are in December so I'd guess a month away. Great show guys. I got so wrapped up in the Chili Peppers discussion I was totally caught off guard when Scott mentioned how off the rails things were. Good talk, brogs.
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    Christmas Charity Auction

    Scott said on the most recent Doug Loves Movies that they won't be doing the auction this year but they will be doing a big live show.
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    Episode 120 — Farts and Procreation

    Best episode so far.
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    Episode 120 — Farts and Procreation

    Best episode so far.
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    Episode 16.5 — Minisode 17

    SKYLINE: Your least favorite actors from all of your favorite properties. SKYLINE: Because other alien movies were too exciting. SKYLINE: We killed Donald Faison.
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    Guests you want to see on Sklarbro Country

    I will third the Klosterman request.
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    Marissa Wompler is hot

    Womp up the jams.
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    Q&A w/ Paul Scheer Thread

    Have you ever considered doing TV? Like you guys discussing the season premiere of Two and a Half Men. The possibilites are endless. CSI: Miami, The Real Housewives of [insert Large City], Hoarders.
  15. Piranha Part 2. The one with the flying piranhas, not the "sequel", which was amazing. Almost any Brendan Fraser movie. Maybe just discuss Brendan Fraser in general for half an hour, there is more than enough material (Dudley Do-Right, George of the Jungle, Furry Vengeance). Same goes for Cuba Gooding (Snow Dogs, Boat Trip, Radio). Zookeeper. Brought to you by TGI Fridays. The Change-Up. Brought to you by Freaky Fridays. Baby Geniuses. I believe there was also a sequel. Look Whos Talking. See above. Can't go wrong with talking babies. Wild Hogs. The reason Old Dogs exists. Nutty Professor. Or Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps. Big Momma's House. See above. Can't go wrong with fat suits.