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    Last night I had some friends over. They were friends I met through The Chris Gethard Show, actually! And we were getting together to watch the newest How Did This Get Made movie, so there's the Earwolf connection too!

     

    Anyways.

     

    We were watching this movie and someone went to the washroom, and after a while realized that the lock had broken and they couldn't get out. After about 20 minutes I called my dad (he works as a maintenance manager and is super handy, I thought he would know what to do) and he tried to walk me through some stuff. Then, after about 20 minutes of that not working he just said he would come over. He showed up with my mom and I jokingly said "had to witness this for yourself?" at which point she explained that my father had taken Nyquil just before I called because he wasn't feeling good. So my father spent the next hour getting a friend out of my washroom while sweating profusely and actively stopping himself from falling asleep. All while my mom watched on because my dad was too out of it to drive and so she had to give him a ride.

     

    I am 26.

     

    I've never felt more useless, or like I had better parents. Listening to this episode is reminding me not to take that for granted.

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    Piranha Part 2. The one with the flying piranhas, not the "sequel", which was amazing.
    Almost any Brendan Fraser movie. Maybe just discuss Brendan Fraser in general for half an hour, there is more than enough material (Dudley Do-Right, George of the Jungle, Furry Vengeance).
    Same goes for Cuba Gooding (Snow Dogs, Boat Trip, Radio).
    Zookeeper. Brought to you by TGI Fridays.
    The Change-Up. Brought to you by Freaky Fridays.
    Baby Geniuses. I believe there was also a sequel.
    Look Whos Talking. See above. Can't go wrong with talking babies.
    Wild Hogs. The reason Old Dogs exists.
    Nutty Professor. Or Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps.
    Big Momma's House. See above. Can't go wrong with fat suits.

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