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  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0RfY7vCDTg Submitting this as consideration for next year's Christmas movie even though I know June will find it totally upsetting. Here's a horror Christmas movie that's got everything: dumb cops, incredibly obvious ADR, teen girl dialogue clearly written by a middle aged man, the Joker and Harley Quinn in Santa costumes, glaring technical and editing errors. This movie would not disappoint
  2. Slips and falls may break my balls, but turds can never hurt me
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    Equilibrium (2002)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVDiaYQXBVs Christian Bale plays a guy more powerful than Batman in a post apocalyptic society where no one is allowed to feel, except everyone does.
  4. Scott and Scott, you are the last team to arrive, I'm sorry to tell you, you have been eliminated from the race
  5. I've got to put Merrill Schindler at God Tier.
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    Best of 2014 predictions (so far)

    1. Oh Golly, You Devil! 2. Time Bobby 3 3. Oh Golly! 4. 2013 Holiday Spectacular 5. Tiny Cheeseburger Story/They're Twins Jonah! 6. Exorcism of Cake Boss 7. Sex Party Season 8. That Wasn't It (I'm Back) [Hee Hee] 9. Reverse April Fools 10. Vape Cod It's really hard to rank them though, (at least after the top four) there's been so many good episodes this year.
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    Epsiode 300 Predictions

    There are just nine more episode until the fabled episode 300, the episode that is likely to be the resolution to Scott and Jason's foray into the afterlife. I think the episode won't just be Daly's characters battling over good and evil, but ALL CHARACTERS THAT HAVE EVER BEEN ON COMEDY BANG BANG. I mean, maybe not all, but they've got to be getting the whole gang together, if they were in fact able to plan it out that far in advance. Here are my predictions for who's going to be involved in the good vs. evil fight. Feel free to add any I may have missed, I haven't listened to every single episode. Good Dalton Wilcox Bill Carter August Lindt Danny Mahoney Hot Dog Patrick McMahon Clive Dundee Jesse Ventura Huell Howser Paul Giamatti Philip Seymour Hoffman George Zimmer El Chupacabra Bobby Bottleservice Fabrice Fabrice Toph Shay Liz Ice-T Lord ALW Garry Marshall Cake Boss John C. Reilly Mike the Janitor Richard Harrow’s Ghost Alan Thicke JW Stillwater Len Wiseman Pope Benedict XVI Bjork Kanye East Hooch the Mooch Mattilda Besserina Smith Barry R Bill Cosby-Bukowski Sappity-Tappity The Bachelor Brothers Bob Ducca J. Montgomery Scott Frank Stallone Marissa Wompler Miss Listler Eric Gutterman Traci Rearden Todd Tracy Shelly Driftwood Joe France’s Coco Marx Barzelona MAriott L’il Gary Jennifer Tilly Liza Minnelli Evil Mike Birbiglia (It’s been proven he is capable of surviving self-inflicted defenestration) Don Dimello Chip Gardner Cactus Tony Andi Callahan Gordon Ramsey Christopher Hitchens Merrill Shindler (There’s not really a reason, I think of him as someone who can turn evil) Gary Busey Tom Leykis Sheriff of Nottingham Pat Buchanan Russell Crowe George W. Bush Werner Herzog H.R. Giger Mark Zuckerberg Smaug Fred Phelps Billy Crystal Scott Jeffries Mizz Chips Cyberthug Ghost Boy Messmore Lebaron Bueford Lebaron Fourvel Michael Jackson
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    Quintessential PFT episodes

    So I'm going to the live show in Toronto on Oct. 10, but I'm a bit behind in the back catalog. (okay, I'm at episode 76) I'd like to try to listen to all of his episodes, but that may not be feasible. What episodes should I listen to so that I get the appropriate amount of backstory for any of his characters that may appear, and what episodes should I listen to just because he was really great? Also, should I attempt to listen to the tour dates that happen before Toronto?
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    Quintessential PFT episodes

    Yeah, I'll be able to listen to a good amount of them, but I just don't know if I'll be able to listen to all of them. I do have 18 days after all, so list as many as you like.
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    Trying to legally obtain season 2 of the TV shot

    I'm in the same situation. There's a good chance I'll be able to get an American iTunes card very soon, so I definitely will buy it, but for now, it will have to be illegally. It's strange that the free episode is on The Pirate Bay, but so far, episode 1 is not.
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    Equilibrium (2002)

    It's not like it's horrible, it's just a really weird movie, one that fits in the vein of Crank or Road House. Just the fact that it was filmed in a month. and John Preston kills so many people (and is in fact number three for all time single character body counts) just would make it interesting for the podcast. Plus a martial art based on math is cool.
  12. I was listening to this episode today and the entire magic portion slayed me. I was doing (though with only 20lbs) so it basically could have killed me.
  13. Did you enjoy the Scream movies, but were disappointed by the lack of the sport of cricket? This movie will make up for that. An Australia/New Zealand production, it currently has a 22% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes (no critics have reviewed it) http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1214590-i_know_how_many_runs_you_scored_last_summer/ This movie also features an appearance from Miss Nude Australia.