Teenage Grave Robber

Oooo I sure do like fish potatoes

Secret rollerblader, give me your heart

I can see your soul!

Oh, those kind of burpies….okay. I’ll try those instead.

My niece is a geese

The podcaster’s podcast

You ever get suspicious that the delivery guy knows there’s cum in both the Mac and cheese and the rice pudding he’s giving you? If so, there probably is.

If you want more gravy just give us a wavey

There’s no sauce for that

Stop boiling corn in milk, you’re so gross

Oh you like New York? Name every borough.

Hi. I’m Scott Aukerman and for the next hour, I hope you’ll join us in laughter and devil worship.

Where there’s a will, there’s an estate with a well thought out plan.

New celebrity crypto currency idea: Robert Dinero

A hammer a day keeps the nails in place

Uh oh. I’m a clock now. I don’t like this.

I’m a dancehall queen cause my moves so clean

Hey, God. LET’S PARTY!!

Zombie Prom 2: Kiss Me Deadly

Pizza party at my place. No dorks, dweebs, or spazwads.

Mufasa e su casa

The only podcast that matters

Brevity is really important because when you’re being witty, it’s super preferable to not use too many words to do that and when you use too many words it’s less witty so that’s why it’s good to use brevity when being humorous. Furthermore -

You boys want some eggs? This is my new pickup line.

Everybody shut up, it’s time to laugh now