Turtleshark
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If I was a baseball catcher I'd wear a glove on both hands, because why not?
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I just flew in from chernobyl, and boy is my thyroid gland irradiated
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I'm having a harder and harder time distinguishing Joe Biden from Dr. Steve Brule
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Judge Reinhold's wikipedia page deserves an academy award for "best picture"
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Sir, that's not a rattle, it's a rattler. And it's not recomended for babies
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One, two, three, four, I declare a gang war
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HE-MAN: (Sorts through mail, holds up an envelope) I HAVE THE POWER BILL!
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We live in a world of James Bond villains with no James Bonds
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I'm bringing "I'm bringing sexy back" back
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The hills have eyes and the walls have ears, but the woods have necks and peckers
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Attorneys general, courts-martial, heirs apparent, and fuckers of mother
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S.b. mothersfucker, no? Like passersby- 1 reply
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Unbeknownst to Donny Most, his pants are haunted by a ghost
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Genghis Khan? More like Dingus Khan. What a dingus!
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Unlike you, these eyeglasses sit comfortably on my face
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I don't know about you, but I don't want to
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I know the number pi up until the very last decimal point, which happens to be twelve
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