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You can't spell "I dig any tall cat" without lactating daily
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They call it "kidnapping" but it involves very little if any napping
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I find it a bit far fetched to say that every history writer is named Victor
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"Stinkor" is a fairly unbecoming name for a purported master of the universe
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Plumbing fixtures are sentient, and they get lonely if you dump them in an alley. Let that sink in for awhile
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When you think about it, pizza is just a savory dish of Italian origin consisting of a usually round, flattened base of leavened wheat-based dough topped with tomatoes, cheese, and often various other ingredients which is then baked at a high temperature.
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I'm less worried about the lockdown than I am about the "cockdown"
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The earth is a globe, but we're living inside it. Checkmate
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Which books would be on my desert island reading list? Hmmm. Well, I guess number one would be "How to Survive on a Desert IsIand"
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Why is the unknown soldier even called that? Seems like everyone knows about him
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For Sesame Street election workers, there's only one guaranteed outcome: It's gonna be a long night because of you-know-who
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Oh shit, I accidentally replied to a tweet about Wayne Enterprises while I was still logged in as Batman
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Attention: To do one a "solid" actually means to take shit on that person. We apologize for the misunderstanding
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If I was a baseball catcher I'd wear a glove on both hands, because why not?
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I just flew in from chernobyl, and boy is my thyroid gland irradiated
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