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Topics posted by Turtleshark
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"Catchphrase fatigue" is a very real but sadly unpreventable condition
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Oh great, just what I needed -- another Peabody award
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Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. But if someone farts, he has to shave his moustache. There's a bunch of weird rules
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Hay is for horses, but you'll both get a "kick" out of this semen collection kit
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I didn't say your singing voice is distinct, I said it stinked
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Sometimes dreams really do come true, like that one I had about taking a big dump onstage at a Stevie Wonder concert
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Dog darn it, I forgot my crazy pills. Any chance we can turn this plane around in the next 10 minutes or so?
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For Christ's sake, can you please pass these loaves of bread out to the crowd? He'd sure appreciate it
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I wish I could tell you what my favorite Val Kilmer movie is, but I can't because it's top secret
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If I'm to be kept indoors like a common house pet, I should at least be allowed to sniff wherever I like
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Ohhh, I thought you were going to say the earth is FLATUENT. That would actually make more sense
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Charles Bukowski and John Candy walked into a bar. Yes, they're back from the dead
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In ancient Rome, he'd be known as eleven hundred Hammer
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Oh, I've been known to take a shit or two here and there
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You can't spell "Lamaze" without "amaze". Unless you spell it wrong, which is a fairly common occurrence
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You're laughing now, but I can assure you I'll have the last laugh tonight in my dreams
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Prior to his promotion, Sgt. Dancer endured many a Tina Turner joke
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There's a miniature land octopus on your back! Or as you hillbillies call it, a spider
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Of my three budgies, one was named "world's greatest budgie" by the International Budgie Council, but I'll be darned if I can remember which one. Might the one that's rubbing its little private parts up against the cage right now
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