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Topics posted by Turtleshark
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I swear to god I thought the name of this place was "fartburger"
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I think the ghost of Alex Trebek might be haunting your rafters, but that's just guesswork on my part
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Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. Say this catchphrase 3 times out loud. How many was that?
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Three topics never to bring up at a family dinner: politics, religion, and that bulge in Uncle Terry's sweat pants
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The Superboy of Earth Prime lives in a pocket universe. Ironically he doesn't even have any pockets, so he just stuffs everything into his speedo
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey George R.R. Martin, I've had just about enough of your 'tude. (That's short for verisimilitude)
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit, be sure to catch their zoom concert on March 21st
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Brain tumors are like potato chips. You can never have, uh... What were we talking about
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I say "heel" it doesn't mean "bite me on the heel", ya dumb dog. It means "heal me of my brain cancer"
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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God damn it, can't you read the sign? NO FARTING IN THE CHURCH
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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That's no lady, that's a 42,000-metric-ton Japanese bulk carrier with enhanced transportation capability
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Attention passengers, this is just a reminder that there are absolutely no parachutes stored here in the cockpit, so please don't come around knocking if things seem to be going a bit screwy with the plane
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear family at 3165 Larch street, please keep your dog on a leash so he will stop biting me when I deliver the mail. I would be most grateful. Sincerely, the mailman. There. Now I just need to buy a stamp and pop this in the mail and voila. Problem solved
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It's always nice to meet someone who cares about the elderly as much as I do, which is to say not at all
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In my country, it's legal to marry a horse. But only a horse.
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Three words: Bram... Stoker's... Wait for it... Chocula
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Even Jesus Christ himself couldn't resist an occasional bowl of buttered popcorn
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It's raining, it's pouring, this catchphrase is boring
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You misread the poster, ma'am. The star of this concert is Mad Donna. Don't even ask for a refund, it'll just make her madder
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the ghosts
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By the power vested in me as mayor of Saskatoon, I do hereby declare a war on ghosts
By Turtleshark, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Cap'n Crunch was not a real person, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be held accountable for his terrible war crimes
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Rank every Happy Days character from Donny Most to Donny Least
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