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Topics posted by Turtleshark
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Imagine if Bruce Banner turned into a tiny little mouse when he gets angry. I doubt the character would be anywhere near as popular
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Am I the only one who was hoping for a little Clark-on-Clark action in Superman 3 ?
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Chris Cornell used to be in Soundgarden but now he's in bone garden
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They tell me the mayor of Saskatoon ate here the other day. (For those listening at home, I'm pointing at my butt)
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war or, if they're unavailable, the hamsters of civilized discourse
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That's a funny song but I bet Batman really does smell though
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I'm not worried about my legacy, I'm worried about my armacy
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Objection, your honor, on the grounds that the plaintiff smells faintly of poop
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Your presentation was very nice but I still don't see how a conspiracy can be a foot
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I asked my psychiatrist if I have a personality disorder and he said I don't even have a personality
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I asked a psychic if I've had any past lives and she said I don't even have one right now
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But how do you know a politician is lying if they are also a ventriloquist?
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Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, corn gotta pop, a cap in yo ass
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As professor Harold Saxton Burr once said, love is a bad L-field
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It's supposedly "paper jam" but it tastes like plain old fuser oil to me
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I looked up "failure" in the dictionary but I couldn't find it
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"Thanks for saving me from the alien queen, I hope this spaceship doesn't crash while I'm asleep." Oh sorry, I misread the name of this forum
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I "herd" your dad got trampled by a bunch of cows. That's herd spelled H-E-R-D, get it? Anyway, sorry for your loss
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It's pretty ironic that a guy named Captain Hook ended up with a hook for a hand
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Can you believe this brave little puppy won the key to the city and then DROPPED IT DOWN THE STORM DRAIN LIKE A GODDAMN MORON
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Ladies and gentlemen, John Booger Mellencamp! Oops, I mean John Booger
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I know it's not exactly the most popular opinion, but I think mayoral races should be actual races, like the fastest person wins
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