Kevllis

Desks are for sitting ...

This has to have been suggested before it has everything HDTGM wants- ninjas, hulk hogan, and a bad Jim varney

It’s insane, this guys taint

You know what they say about pizza and sex- Even when it’s bad, it’s just always me sticking my dick in a pizza box

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 47 more times, also shame on you- STOP TAKING OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE OF ME

There’s an edit button

No, YOU’RE going through a mental breakdown by posting so many catchphrase suggestions in a row!

That’s the last straw! I need to go to the straw store and buy more straws!

I can't even count on one hand how many fingers I've lost throughout the years

I own so many instruments because of my relentless loneliness. I don't know how to play any of them because of my crippling depression

My body is a temple- mostly ruins

I have butterflies in my stomach. I shouldn't have eaten all those butterflies

Damn, I edited this to make it the more funnier number of 47 but didn’t switch out the title

I wish I was on The Board of Selectmen. I'd select a sandwich.

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he’ll starve to death because fishing’s hard