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Everything posted by Kevllis

  1. Desks are for sitting ...
  2. This has to have been suggested before it has everything HDTGM wants- ninjas, hulk hogan, and a bad Jim varney
  3. You know what they say about pizza and sex- Even when it’s bad, it’s just always me sticking my dick in a pizza box
  4. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 47 more times, also shame on you- STOP TAKING OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE OF ME
  5. No, YOU’RE going through a mental breakdown by posting so many catchphrase suggestions in a row!
  6. That’s the last straw! I need to go to the straw store and buy more straws!
  7. I can't even count on one hand how many fingers I've lost throughout the years
  8. I own so many instruments because of my relentless loneliness. I don't know how to play any of them because of my crippling depression
  9. My body is a temple- mostly ruins
  10. I have butterflies in my stomach. I shouldn't have eaten all those butterflies
  11. Damn, I edited this to make it the more funnier number of 47 but didn’t switch out the title
  12. I wish I was on The Board of Selectmen. I'd select a sandwich.
  13. Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he’ll starve to death because fishing’s hard