Poutine butte and Biere de garde helped me achieve a doddyboddy before Puberty hit me, whata country!

[Poutine butte and Biere de garde helped me achieve a doddyboddy before Puberty hit me, whata country!]

Sorry tony, trying to copy back at facelist didn’t realize I was copying a copy. Skynet 

[Itching a shingle on my dingle, I dropped my American craft single on a Pringle.]

Sorry I used your peanut butter puberty one as inspiration 

[Poutine butte and Biere de garde helped me achieve a doddyboddy before Puberty hit me, whata country!]

Poutine butte and Biere de garde helped me achieve a doddyboddy before Puberty hit me, whata country!

[Itching a shingle on my dingle, I dropped my American craft single on a Pringle.]

I care not. We shall stomp

[Itching a shingle on my dingle, I dropped my American craft single on a Pringle.]

Itching a shingle on my dingle, I dropped my American craft single on a Pringle.

[I got a crick in my back from putting my dick in your crack]

I got a crick in my back from putting my dick in your crack

[Simply putte, I eat butte]

Simply putte, I eat butte

[Let me coalesce upon your bress]

Let me coalesce upon your bress

[If the early bird gets the worm, what does the late bird get? Worm poop?]

If the early bird gets the worm, what does the late bird get? Worm poop?

[Sui generis? Sega genesis.]

Sui generis? Sega genesis. 

[The judge is saying “Bingo, bango, bongo,” the thing is, I don’t think the case is that cut-go and dry-go!]

The judge is saying “Bingo, bango, bongo,” the thing is, I don’t think the case is that cut-go and dry-go!

[My toilet is like my mullet, piss-ness in the front, bidet for my crack]

My toilet is like my mullet, piss-ness in the front, bidet for my crack

[ipso facto, I’m a dope lax bro]

ipso facto, I’m a dope lax bro

[An insult from garrison keillor is called a “fiddle me diss”]

An insult from garrison keillor is called a “fiddle me diss”

[I’m Groot Gingrich]

I’m Groot Gingrich 

[Catch phrase submission]

So two peanuts walk down an alleyway, one was a salted.

[Pickle me this, naughty cucumber: dill you marjoram me?]

Pickle me this, naughty cucumber: dill you marjoram me?

[With my ground breaking mutant bioseed, I can finally purchase the future.]

With my ground breaking mutant bioseed, I can finally purchase the future. 

[Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s macular degeneration]

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s macular degeneration 

[Rack up them hundies till I’m dundie, crocodile and this is a knife.]

Rack up them hundies till I’m dundie, crocodile and this is a knife.  

[Lactate, lactite, I’m le-ac-tired from all this milk]

Lactate, lactite, I’m le-ac-tired from all this milk

[Dracula: long teeth, long nipples, short.]

Dracula: long teeth, long nipples, short. 

[If I wax poetic, it takes days for the rash to go away]

If I wax poetic, it takes days for the rash to go away

[Up on the housetop, Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck]

Up on the housetop, Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck

[Topless coffee shop? Mommyfuku milk bar.]

Topless coffee shop? Mommyfuku milk bar.