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ResubmitRe:mytit

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  1. Poutine butte and Biere de garde helped me achieve a doddyboddy before Puberty hit me, whata country!
  2. Sorry tony, trying to copy back at facelist didn’t realize I was copying a copy. Skynet
  3. Itching a shingle on my dingle, I dropped my American craft single on a Pringle.
  4. Sorry I used your peanut butter puberty one as inspiration
  5. I care not. We shall stomp
  6. I got a crick in my back from putting my dick in your crack
  7. ResubmitRe:mytit

    Simply putte, I eat butte

    Simply putte, I eat butte
  8. Let me coalesce upon your bress
  9. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the late bird get? Worm poop?
  10. ResubmitRe:mytit

    Sui generis? Sega genesis.

    Sui generis? Sega genesis.
  11. The judge is saying “Bingo, bango, bongo,” the thing is, I don’t think the case is that cut-go and dry-go!
  12. My toilet is like my mullet, piss-ness in the front, bidet for my crack
  13. ipso facto, I’m a dope lax bro
  14. An insult from garrison keillor is called a “fiddle me diss”
  15. ResubmitRe:mytit

    I’m Groot Gingrich

    I’m Groot Gingrich
  16. ResubmitRe:mytit

    Catch phrase submission

    So two peanuts walk down an alleyway, one was a salted.
  17. Pickle me this, naughty cucumber: dill you marjoram me?
  18. With my ground breaking mutant bioseed, I can finally purchase the future.
  19. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s macular degeneration
  20. Rack up them hundies till I’m dundie, crocodile and this is a knife.
  21. Lactate, lactite, I’m le-ac-tired from all this milk
  22. Dracula: long teeth, long nipples, short.
  23. If I wax poetic, it takes days for the rash to go away
  24. Up on the housetop, Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck
  25. Topless coffee shop? Mommyfuku milk bar.
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