Paula F. Momkins
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Something bad about the U.S. Post office.Â
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Catchphrases are like assholes; we've all got 'em and it's fun to put other peoples' in your ears.Â
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I never met a load I didn't bust, except the ookie cookie I got from with Gourley and Rust.Â
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I haven't the stomach for miso since those Hollywood fat cats canceled my SeeSo.Â
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Soupless bitch...
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Why do they call it bustin' a nut, when the only thing I actually busted was dat ass?
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Uncle Scott tears it up I bet.Â
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Threedom isn't free, but like many Earwolf podcasts, you can find it on Stitcher Premium.Â
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Two in the A, M, or the V? I'll do my best, having only one D.Â
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 Keep honking, I'm downloading.Â
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TootyBut for Union Prez
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Chris Gaines is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur bodybuilding stage name.Â
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It's always not cheating if we live in the Eatrix.Â
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Kenny Loggins is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur scat porn screen name.Â
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Methinks a grain of sand is just a rock, while the clit is the head of the female cock.Â
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It's science.Â
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From death ray to bang bang, from beater to A-frame; this Jason Mantz' tattoo on my calf shows where my 'nong hangs.Â
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hangnongman
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The feet are the vagina of the sole.Â
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Do fanboys dream of authentic queefs?Â
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A lot of counterfeit queefs on the net these days...
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On the 16th anniversary you give wax, and on the 25th silver, but it all starts on the wedding night when you gift a white river.Â
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My doctor misdiagnosed my I.B.S. and chronic fatigue, but it explains why I'm too tired to clean the shit out my jeans.Â
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When it comes to lunch, eatin' ain't cheating, but when it comes to farts, beefin' ain't queefing.Â
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The second place finisher is the first place loser; sloppy seconds, however, just means a primed coozer.Â
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Kurt Loder is simultaneously my celebrity crush and my amateur porn name.Â
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As an uneducated analingus enthusiast, I always find myself craving Aspergers.Â
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Am I getting laid? Brother, you betcha; I'm knee deep in puss from my dual motor Tesla.
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'Casts rule everything around me; C.R.E.A.M. Get the funny, Tarver Tarver 'tent ya'll.
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Don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but use this one for a Drew Tarver episode probably.Â
There were plenty of navy blue Smurfs in that village, but none ever made it on camera. Racism.
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Given all the historical evidence, there is no way Jesus Smurf was not dark blue. Wake up people. Â