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  7. Posted

    * Gigli - It's pronounced 'Really', as in 'Really? You watched this?'

    * The movie that promises to 'just leave a faint scent'...of failure.

    * Kidnapping, insulting, threatening, bullying, deceiving, intimidating and abandoning a mentally-handicapped kid. Uplifting, life-affirming, hilarious.

    * I was teased by the promise of having my eyes ripped from their sockets.

  8. Posted

    * Gigli - It's pronounced 'Really', as in 'Really? You watched this?'

    * The movie that promises to 'just leave a faint scent'...of failure.

    * Kidnapping, insulting, threatening, bullying, deceiving, intimidating and abandoning a mentally-handicapped kid. Uplifting, life-affirming, hilarious.

    * I was teased by the promise of having my eyes ripped from their sockets.

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    Skyline: What do you get when you cast a poor man's Adrien Brody alongside a poor man's Will Smith? Aaaannnd...you already don't care
    Skyline: When the aliens come, the D-Bags will die first
    Skyline: We're really hoping you'll confuse this with almost any other aliens-attack movie
    Skyline: It's get-high time...trust us
    Skyline: JJ Abrams had an idea like this once...and then he thought 'But why?'
    Skyline: The project that finally killed Donald Faison's film 'career' (You're welcome)
    Skyline: There's a sequel in the works. We're serious - we're not done fucking this up.

  10. Posted

    I like the concept behind this podcast, but i feel like it needs more structure - right now, it's kind've all over the place with everybody randomly pointing out different favorite bad moments/ elements and often circling back to the best (worst) of the best.

    > How about breaking the movie down and commenting on each major category: script, acting, cinematography, wardrobe/ make-up, production design, etc. Then generate an aggregate score.

    Other ideas:
    > Have the Hosts/ Guest(s) write/ improv and perform a 'Deleted Scene' - something involving the main characters that 'got cut' and didn't appear in the movie...
    > Perhaps this could be a recurring bit each week where the main characters of the movie in question are improv'd appearing in the same ridiculous (non-movie related) situation. For example, Nick Cage's character from 'Season of the Witch' buying carpet.

    > Pitch the movie - re-imagine the pitch meeting for this film
    > Summarize the movie plot...maybe see who can do it in the fewest words/ funniest.

    > More real audio clips from the movie!
    > Try to get an interview with someone involved in the movie being discussed - let's hear some stories from the set.

    Big fan of yours, Scheer...bring the funny!

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