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    Episode 13 — Gelmania XIII

    Do not lose the faith. Do not wish destruction. We must all do our part. Yet I applaud you being honest with your frustration. That is more than most are doing. But we must raise our level of positivity. Even if we are the only one's we are something.
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    Episode 12 — Gelmania XII

    You're all incredible. All of these comments make me want to keep making this. You totally get IT. You totally get ME!!! Thank you all! Big shout out to my producer and Gelmania partner Cyrus G! This would not be what it is without his genius!
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    Episode 10 — Gelmania X

    Keep the truth alive. Keep in mind Gelmania is not necesarily all about laughs. It is about what the moment actually is. And sometimes that moment is a long one. Let's not be afraid to stretch our moments out so we can truly enjoy them. Thank you for all of your loyalty. Let's make this podcast take over the world. Only you can help. And when the podcast takes over truth will reign and we will all be free. We will experience an age of enlightenment. We will shine like the sun, and as we merge with machines we will experience true superieority and immortality. Spirit and sould will merge with the conciousness we think we experience everyday. Thank you for the amazing photoshop tribute Colin. Gelmaniacs let's make this real!
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    Episode 5 — Gelmania V

    Thank you guys so much! Here's some answers to the questions. I do not do the production. That magic is done by Cyrus Ghahremani. The song from the sneak peek will be coming out soon. We thought it best not to include it with this episode. Do not be frightened. Fear is just an obstacle. Not a reality.
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    GELMANIA V is dropping a week from today. THEN IT WILL BE WEEKLY! In the mean time enjoy this my maniacs!
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    Episode 4 — Gelmania IV

    Pussy Boys, Pussy Girls! I love you! The name of that clown is Tubbos The Jew Nose Clown!
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    Episode 4 — Gelmania IV

    Love that you're all loving the show Gelmaniacs! Many more to come! I will soon start releasing this more frequently. I love you all. The love you give me keeps me going and wanting to make these. It's hard guys. This is my heart and soul here. This is my blood. I actually bleed when I record this podcast. You can ask the other half of Gelmania Cyrus G.! When we're done, the amount of time it takes to record the show, multiply that time by 2, and that's the amount of time it takes to clean up our blood. Soak in the day, and scream at the night!
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    Episode 3 — Gelmania III

    You Maniacs ready for the new ep to drop on Friday?
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    gelmania # 1

    Couldn't say it better myself Barry!
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    Episode 3 — Gelmania III

    I will keep it coming if you keep it coming! I will promote anything! I am a hippocrite and so are you! That being said, don't give into the advertising meat grinder, or you will be ground into raw chuck.
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    Gelmania II

    How you Gelmaniacs diggin' the new shit?! http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/gelmania/id485535362
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    Gelmania II

    I will be putting them out at least once every 2 weeks for the most part.
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    Gelmania II

    Tom, in Gelmania there is no such thing as death. Only life and other life. Doesn't that sound great? Glad you guys are digging it.
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    Episode 3 — Gelmania

    Hey Gelmaniacs! Next episode should be droppin' by the latest 3 weeks from now and then they will come out with more frequency. You guys are going to love it! Here's some shit you can expect. Tubbos The Jew Nose Clown Fighting Fucking Billy Crystal
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    Episode 3 — Gelmania

    Jason! More will be coming very soon! Jughead I prefer shit. it's more of a release. I did not transtlate the Hitler scratching nor do I want to. I'm sure it's nothing but evil hate, and very likely talking about how much he is not a fan of my people. I've not done Tim's radio show yet, but I plan to soon. Andrew there will be more Cracked Out songs. Some solo joints and some where Record Deal will mos def be participating. I'll also hopefully bringing some other friends on to lay some shit down. Roy! Earwolf should be posting the song on youtube soon. The name is Jeziz Freakz.
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    Indignant hate mail for Brett Gelman

    I will join any revolution that needs to be exercised. If I have to keep on revotling that is what I'll have to do. You will never keep going. You're not going now. You are not alive.
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    Episode 3 — Gelmania

    Guys thanks so much for all you listening. Really means a lot, and it means so much to me that you liked it. Josh: You should listen to the rest of it, if you know what's good for you (by "you" I mean your mind) . Any questions guys and gals? We will be coming out with many more very soon.
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    Indignant hate mail for Brett Gelman

    I feel so sorry for both of you. You're both slaves. Steve the fact that you're putting your head down now is only going to make it worse for you when you are eventually forced to look around and see the truth. You might as well do it now, because the longer you wait the more painful it will be in the future. I'm not trying to blow your mind, I'm merely expressing myself honestly. Are you so narcississtic that you just relate what I'm doing as an attack on you. I don't want ignorant people who want to stay in their own complacent pit of apathy to listen to my podcast. The world is full of darkness, and you sire contribute to it, by wanting to hide in it. And Jeff, you are a corporate stooge and whore. My shit's the shit! so suck my dick!