zoey
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Drinking vodka and playing tetris. Just like the Russians intended. I think communism might be the answer, guys.
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Lyndon Baines Johnson? RT @mental_floss Before he wrote Jaws, Peter Benchley was a speechwriter for President Lyndon Johnson.
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On my way to a wedding. Just road raged at someone "...because I'm a lady you mother fucking cock sucker!"
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What a Russian. RT @EugeneMirman By redistibuting all the followers! MT @MMFlint Only 1,500 until 1M followers! How should we celebrate?
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I don't want to brag, however, here goes: I've EGOT'd. By that I mean people who have won those things have told me I'm funny.
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Six minutes into @DaveHolmes taco exploration. Taco bell during the day. Think he hates himself yet?
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Not being metioned by @CuddlahArmy for #FF? Consider it a compliment. The way you congratulate yourself on not having AIDS.
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A magical hobo who used her last dollar for her own name. Rub her snaggletooth and she'll grant you 3 wishes! @SittinontheRitz Who's Ke$ha?
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Live tweeted via DM this 'American Juggalo' doc to @SittinontheRitz yesterday. Had REAL weird dream. Is karma real?
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Number of times I sing "show me show me show me" way before Just Like Heaven actually starts? Every.
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I think I love @SittinontheRitz. Not in a normal way, but in a #C4FknL way. Which is creepier and involves cardigans and gryphons!
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What's the better way to convience @boonepickens to get me in and pay for my geology degree at #OSU? Youtube video? Twitter bomb?
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RUUFIOOOO RT @JenniferDawnTXI hadn't felt her move all day. When she finally did I said "Oh THERE you are, Peter!!". My kid will be weird.
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Why do I have so many different level filled water bottles in my car, you ask? I'm doing an experiment called "can water go bad".