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Andrew

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  1. To Lauren: whenever the President tweets, you race to be one of the first replies. Why?

     

    To Paul: where do you get your ideas?

     

    To Mary: I heard you on a podcast say that you went to boarding school. Which vessel were you learning to board? Haha that was just a joke question. The real question is do you have any funny stories about that?

     

    To Jon: when the other guests appear on CBB, they often like to do new characters with totally different backstories, personalities, voices, etc. What is it about the Gino character that keeps it so fresh even after so many repeat appearances?

     

    To Nick: is it true that you would change the jokes on the cue cards to make Bill Hader crack up during the taping?

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    F U Andrew. There's a WAR going on right now, and you want to talk ABOUT SOME KID'S MOVIE? Why? SO you can make your DUMB jokes about how WOW WHAT IF JACK DONAGHY WAS A BABY AND ALSO DIDN'T HAVE AS CLEVER WRITERS? Great joke, Andrew, thanks, you're really making the WORLD a better place.

     

    actually art can hold up a mirror to reality and if you don't see the value in a movie about A BIG-HEADED BABY in a position of AUTHORITY in 2017 then i just can't help you. the levels that this movie is working on would blow your mind, if you even have a mind because you clearly DON'T if you think this is just a "kids movie"

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  3. Hayes,

     

    Anyone who knows me knows that if you asked me which three guests (living, dead, or fictional) I would invite to a dinner party, I will ALWAYS pick my boys: Sneaky Pete, Bosch, and Ray Donovan.

     

    Well congrats, buddy! I'm bumping Ribisi, you're in! Happy birthday!

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  4. in this post i will rank the songs on the lonely island's second studio album 'turtleneck and chain' in order of personal preference, from most to least enjoyable. it is a follow up to an earlier post in which i ranked the tracks on their first studio album 'incredibad'.

     

    1. Mama

    2. Rocky

    3. We're Back!

    4. Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)

    5. I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)

    6. Motherlover (feat. Justin Timberlake)

    7. Threw It On The Ground

    8. Trouble On Dookie Island

    9. Shy Ronnie 2: Ronnie & Clyde (feat. Rihanna)

    10. Attracted To Us (feat. Beck)

    11. The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters)

    12. Turtleneck & Chain (feat. Snoop Dogg)

    13. No Homo

    14. Japan

    15. After Party (feat. Santigold)

    16. No Homo Outro

    17. Watch Me Do Me - Classy Skit #2

    18. My Mic - Interlude

    19. Falcor vs. Atreyu - Classy Skit #1

     

     

    i'm not very familiar with their third album, so i will not be ranking it. thank you for reading.

     

    yours gratefully,

    andrew

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  5. in this post i will rank the songs on the lonely island's album 'incredibad' in order of personal preference, from most to least enjoyable.

     

    1. The Old Saloon

    2. Punch You In the Jeans

    3. Who Said We're Wack?

    4. I'm On a Boat (feat. T-Pain)

    5. Santana DVX

    6. Jizz In My Pants

    7. Sax Man (feat. Jack Black)

    8. Incredibad

    9. Boombox (feat. Julian Casablancas)

    10. We Like Sportz

    11. Like a Boss

    12. Shrooms (Interlude)

    13. Dick In a Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)

    14. Lazy Sunday (feat. Chris Parnell)

    15. Normal Guy (Interlude)

    16. Space Olympics

    17. Ras Trent

    18. Natalie's Rap

    19. Dreamgirl (feat. Norah Jones)

     

    thank you for your time.

     

    xoxo,

    andrew

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