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  1. Posted

    This movie really took me by surprise because I never thought Keanu Reeves would be the best actor in one of his movies.

     

    Trailer:

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toEBwUmAEhQ

     

    In case your wondering what the movie is like, it's about a loser and two bitches(I don't like the term, but it apprioprately describes them), and ultimately nothing of worth happens except terrible acting and me wishing I had seen the Croods instead (at least then I'd get to see animated Nicholas Cage)

  7. Posted

    One of my favorite weird Japanese films I like to watch with friends, this movie comes from writer-director Noboru Iguchi, whose other films include Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead, RoboGeisha (another great weird one), and Mutant Girls Squad. The film is about a girl who stands up against the bully who killed her brother, unfortunately that bully is the son of the Yakuza (japanese mafia), and she gets her arm lopped off. After a hasty escape, she teams up with mechanic who lost her son to the yakuza. Outfitted with a machine gun attached to her missing arm, she seeks bloody ridiculous revenge against those that did her in.
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    Warning: video contains exploding heads, among other violent things.

  23. Posted

    Darth Vader is Luke's father
    In the movie Snakes on a Plane, there are snakes on a plane
    In Batman Returns.......Batman returns.
    In the movie 101 Dalmatians, there is a surplus of Dalmatians.
    In the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones visits the temple of doom.
    In the movie Star Wars Episode II Attack Of The Clones, the Clones Attack
    In the movie The Great Escape, there is a great escape.
    In the song Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick Astley, the words describe Never Giving You Up
    In the TV show LOST.. the characters are in fact, lost.
    The TV show American Dad, is about a Father who is an American citizen
    In the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin, the virgin is 40 years old.
    In the movie 'The Mask', there is a mask.
    In the movie Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, the Sith have revenge.
    In the movie Night at the Museum, they spend a night in the museum
    In the movie Night at the Museum 2, they spend another night in the museum
    In the movie Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Harrison Ford is old. (Also, there's a skull made of crystal.)
    In the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall, a man tries to forget about a woman named Sarah Marshall.
    The movie XXX has nothing to do with the Roman numeral for 30.
    In the movie There Will Be Blood, there is blood. (but only at the end)
    The website Digg has nothing to do with the Extraction of Earth
    In "Grand Theft Auto" you steal cars
    The Fantastic Four has Four members, who have Fantastic abilities.
    The people behind the vigilante action against criminals in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't actually people, they're turtles. Mutant turtles. With ninja training. In spite of their teen age.
    Sonic the Hedgehog features a hedgehog named Sonic.
    In the movie "28 days later" you get to find out what happens 28 days later.
    In the movie "28 weeks later" you get to find out what happens 28 weeks later.
    The show NCIS, is about a Naval Criminal Investigative Service team
    In the movie Edward Scissorhands, Edward has scissors as hands
    In the movie Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, he shrinks the kids
    To Kill a Mockingbird doesn't actually teach you how to kill a mockingbird.
    In the movie "We were Soldiers", they were soldiers
    The movie The Village is based around a Village
    In the movie pretty woman, there is a woman and she is pretty
    In the Mario series, the main character is Mario.
    The movie Pulp Fiction is complete fiction
    "Prince of Persia" is about a Prince. Of Persia
    In the movie World Trade Center, the towers collapse as a result of being struck by planes
    In Mr. T's TV series I Pity The Fool, he pities the fool.
    The movie "Epic Movie", ironically, isn't at all Epic
    In the movie Let's Go To Prison, they go to prison.
    In the movie "Singin' in the Rain", there is some singing in the rain.
    In the movie Rebel Without A Cause, the rebel has no cause
    In Futurama, the whole show is set in the future
    In the movie The Mummy Returns...........

  24. Posted

    Darth Vader is Luke's father
    In the movie Snakes on a Plane, there are snakes on a plane
    In Batman Returns.......Batman returns.
    In the movie 101 Dalmatians, there is a surplus of Dalmatians.
    In the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones visits the temple of doom.
    In the movie Star Wars Episode II Attack Of The Clones, the Clones Attack
    In the movie The Great Escape, there is a great escape.
    In the song Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick Astley, the words describe Never Giving You Up
    In the TV show LOST.. the characters are in fact, lost.
    The TV show American Dad, is about a Father who is an American citizen
    In the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin, the virgin is 40 years old.
    In the movie 'The Mask', there is a mask.
    In the movie Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, the Sith have revenge.
    In the movie Night at the Museum, they spend a night in the museum
    In the movie Night at the Museum 2, they spend another night in the museum
    In the movie Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Harrison Ford is old. (Also, there's a skull made of crystal.)
    In the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall, a man tries to forget about a woman named Sarah Marshall.
    The movie XXX has nothing to do with the Roman numeral for 30.
    In the movie There Will Be Blood, there is blood. (but only at the end)
    The website Digg has nothing to do with the Extraction of Earth
    In "Grand Theft Auto" you steal cars
    The Fantastic Four has Four members, who have Fantastic abilities.
    The people behind the vigilante action against criminals in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't actually people, they're turtles. Mutant turtles. With ninja training. In spite of their teen age.
    Sonic the Hedgehog features a hedgehog named Sonic.
    In the movie "28 days later" you get to find out what happens 28 days later.
    In the movie "28 weeks later" you get to find out what happens 28 weeks later.
    The show NCIS, is about a Naval Criminal Investigative Service team
    In the movie Edward Scissorhands, Edward has scissors as hands
    In the movie Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, he shrinks the kids
    To Kill a Mockingbird doesn't actually teach you how to kill a mockingbird.
    In the movie "We were Soldiers", they were soldiers
    The movie The Village is based around a Village
    In the movie pretty woman, there is a woman and she is pretty
    In the Mario series, the main character is Mario.
    The movie Pulp Fiction is complete fiction
    "Prince of Persia" is about a Prince. Of Persia
    In the movie World Trade Center, the towers collapse as a result of being struck by planes
    In Mr. T's TV series I Pity The Fool, he pities the fool.
    The movie "Epic Movie", ironically, isn't at all Epic
    In the movie Let's Go To Prison, they go to prison.
    In the movie "Singin' in the Rain", there is some singing in the rain.
    In the movie Rebel Without A Cause, the rebel has no cause
    In Futurama, the whole show is set in the future
    In the movie The Mummy Returns...........

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