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Kevinpalooza

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  1. ...“fraggle raggle, mickey fickey” while he’s all hurting n’ shit from Kevin’s harmful pranks.
  2. You now live on a rat farm. If you are listening to this you must go live on a rat farm. You will live out the rest of your days farming rats. If you loved me you’d all go live the life of a rat farmer.
  3. ...only Jerry killed himself while the rest of the gang took placebo poison and watched him writhe to his death in their regular booth at Monk’s and then we as a nation stayed tuned for an all new Caroline in the City.
  4. (feel like i may have absorbed something similar to this elsewhere, but couldn't find shit and i err on the side of paranoia)
  5. i felt my ears burning. i mean...i felt my turtlears burning. i guess.
  6. It’s a Friends/Seinfeld crossover episode where Kramer murders Joey and has to perform community service by making beeping noises in front of middle schoolers for 5 hours.
  7. Good tips, although I do whatever makes me laugh maniacally, which is usually bizarre, pleasantly twisted stuff since I'm so numb and dead inside. It's generally not what Scott likes, but I have a decent hit rate. Dry spell recently, but if I tried to break it down into what I think he wanted then it wouldn't be fun anymore.
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