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  1. 'The Room' (2003) - already a 'classic' amongst bad movies 'Highlander II: The Quickening' (1991) - the definition of the absence of logic 'Alone in the Dark' (2005) - actually Uwe Boll deserves a full episode devoted to him 'Howard the Duck' (1986) - I'm too afraid to suggest what I really want - 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' ( 2008) 'It's Pat' (1994) - worst SNL movie ever 'Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus' (2009) - or just do a SyFy special, these movies are quite fun to watch (especially 'under the influence')
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    Episode 136 — 2011 Holiday Spectacular

    Wow, that's how you end a year. With a Bang!
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    Episode 47 — Buddhist Retreat

    I had too many comments so I just sent an email instead...
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    Episode 12 — The Love Guru

    Great episode. It reminded me why I was more confused when I watched this movie for the first time than I was while watching Mulholland Dr!
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    Splice (2009)

    I think this movie is interesting but it kinda has 3 different acts. The first is fantastic in my opinion, the second is okay but trying too hard, and the last acts was pure SHIT. Just like the producers came and said 'let's try to sell this arthouse movie as a monster flick'
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    Devil (2010)

    Just a note - M. Nighty didn't direct it, he 'conceived the idea' and produced it. But it's still crap
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    Salo: 120 Days of Sodom

    Its an extremely bad movie lauded to be a 'brave artistic masterpiece'. And its basically just a bunch of old actors groping young people. Mostly TOO young. The shit eating was actually funny! (won't use this sentence many times in my life)
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    Episode 108 — Pussy CPR

    To my personal shame I never heard about Childrens Hospital until a few weeks ago... But now I got the first 2 seasons and am about to correct my shamefulness
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    Episode 46 — The Widow Maker

    I'm a huge fan of Tobolowsky, listened to every episode of his podcast and still enjoy listening to his stories. By the way, doesn't Bob Ducca have a bad case of sepp blatter?
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    What guest do you want to see?

    How about the actual Jesse Ventura paired with Adomian? Also would love to see (hear?) Nick Offerman, Norm MacDonald, Michael McKean, Anthony Jeselnik, John Hodgman and Bob Saget
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    Episode 21 — Who Listens To Earwolf?

    Smart kid. Just a note to Jeff - thou this was a very good episode, don't start recording all of you conversations cause you might get the 'Maron (or Nixon) disease' where people answer your phone call with 'are you taping this'
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    Avatar (2009)

    I only watched 25 minutes of Avatar because it insulted my brain and couldn't watch such crap. Just to state that I was not biased, I believe 'T2', 'Aliens' and 'The Abyss' are phenomenal movies and my favorite actress is Sigourney Weaver. But 'Avatar' was simply too stupid to watch
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    Episode 21 — Who Listens To Earwolf?

    @Doug - It's fixed for me (I'm using the site). Now I can listen to the new episode
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    Episode 21 — Who Listens To Earwolf?

    I have the same problem as Sam!
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    Episode 27 — Abandon Sex!

    Finally somebody steps up against all the women in the movies. How many Travelling pants films do we need? Poor male actors can't get work. Poor talentless 6packed white 30somethings barely get a couple of movie roles a year and an occasional CW series... The blasphemy of allowing talented and funny women to be seen! Enough is enough
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    Episode 11.5 — Minisode Twelve

    Some names: - Anal Jabber - Professor Ballsoff - Doctor Santorum - Aunt Flo - Wang Chokher - Rod Johnson - Shaggy Bush - Reverend Pampers
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    Lady in the Water (2006)

    well I would second this suggestion. 'The Happening' was also a complete WTF. 'Lady' seemed like it could be a good movie (well Paul Giamatti made me believe in it) but boy did it suck. Actually - this would be a great chance for 'Paul Giamatti' to be a guest on HDTGM and discuss Lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Hobo with a Shotgun

    'Hobo' is not a bad movie, it's a grindhouse movie made to mock bad movies. I actually quite like it, it's very funny and well made
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    Episode 107 — Maybe It's Maybelline

    Oh Fabrice, 'More Than Words' was an Extreme song. By the way, Stefon is by far my favorite SNL character. When Bill cracks up I can't help myself. Actually Stefon would be a great character in SVU, there could be a midget transvestite murder in a seedy club and he could be Marishka's Hardandgay helper.
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    Episode 45 — Fear Dorito

    I never thought I would be happy and grateful for watching wrestling as a kid. The episode was great but Adomian, as always, knocked me to the floor laughing.
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    Episode 3 — Guided Meditation

    I imagined a 'mama bear' with glasses an a pony tail. PS - Isn't it poignant that the first transcendental episode lasts 3,14 seconds. Bob is in touch with the hidden world!
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    Episode 2 — Comfort Zone

    Bob was always a troubled soul. Poetry is the logical next step in his evolution
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    A Plethora of Suggestions

    Well 'Battlefield: Earth' was covered maybe the most of all bad movies. I don't mind listening to a 'new take' on some movies. But I would prefer if they did something obscure like 'It's Pat' or something stupid beyond belief like 'Highlander II'
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    Episode 1 — Hand Putty

    Bob, I wish my mother was alive so she could date you!