ChaseRoper

More like Love, THIS PODCAST.That was horrible of me. I'm a dad of 4 kids from ages 13 to 5. I make one of these dad podcasts and started it for part of the same reason, There wasn't much to pick from, podcasts were inconsistent or done with cheeky "morning radio" personality voices. I wanted to make something I would listen to. Thank you Earwolf for giving me this. And yes, I see this as a direct gift to me. You guys mentioned Health Savings Accounts briefly and I just wanted to mention that my wife and I have an HSA and guess how many times we want/need to get money right back out of it? Yeah, EVERYTIME.

I've never met Tig but I have a love and respect for her that I don't have for most of my extended family. Her stand up has always been an inspiration to me and stories she's shared on WTF made that appreciation grow exponentially. Tig, if you read this, please know that my grandmother survived breast cancer before I was born. When I was little, I found a bra in her laundry room that had a built rubbery feeling boob shaped thing. That's how I would have described it when I was 6. My grandma called it her bonneygoggle. I still don't know why. She past away a few years ago at 83 years old. Cancer could get her. I guess what I'm saying is, maybe you can have your own bonneygoggle one day.

So. . . Hairy butt-holes, yay or nay?

an update from Chelz.

Can someone please work up a Too true, mon frère Dubstep?

Tomorrow is going to be the first full day of sunshine we've seen in WA since summah started. I'm sorry for the rest of the country that is on fire and dying of heat exhaustion, but dammit - can we just have ONE DAY up here? So far, I've taken my kids to the pool in our community a bunch of times even though it was a scorching 67 degrees and sprinkling. But I did start off the summah at Sasquatch with Howard so I can't complain.

Baa Baa was always the black sheep of the family.

Someone asked Paul F. Tompkins on Twitter what the chances were of him appearing at Bumbershoot this year to which Tompkins replied "Chances = 100%". So there's something anyways.

You know what bugs me? People who who insist on taking a word that is perceived to be bad and making it the "first letter"-word. That alone is passive aggressive. Like Louis C.K has brought up on stage, you abbreviate but we're all still thinking it. Can't we discuss the word and use the word we're discussing? Midget was once the actual term used to describe severely small people who had regular proportioned bodies. Like a hobbit. P.T. Barnum used the term for people living with Dwarfism and obviously was degrading those people as well. The rest of society didn't get the memo and most of us don't know when to use which term. Do you want dwarf? Do you want "little person"? How about I ignore it all together and don't call you anything. Except for when I'm watching a movie wherein actors living with dwarfism (or kneeling down and pretending to) are referring TO EACH OTHER as all three! So cut everyone some slack. Nobody wants to hurt anyone's feelings here. You should all be just as equally offended that this god damned movie exists. I have a son with autism and if there was a Tiptoes movie about living with Aspergers I'd be upset. Unless I wrote it. I should write that.

*deleted accidental duplicate post because I am an retarded.

If you pretend that Tiptoes is an ironic drama ghost written by Zach Galifianakis, it's pretty hilarious.

You are very brave to take this stance. However, I don't think your bravery out weighs your wrongness.

This was so much fun to listen to and you didn't spoil Cabin in the Woods! I trust all of you so hard right now.

It should be a surprise that CBB made this list. What I really love it the description of CBB that Mashable came up with.

My son just pointed out that THIS was the real iBrain.

If you re-watch this movie, I promise you won't be able to see Nic Cage without thinking of everything that is wrong with Nic Cage.

This episode debunked me. Am I using debunked right?

Fear not! Lest we forget that Scott is a Time Bobby. A Scott from the past (or future?) will surely correct this incident and put an end to the ALW stalking orphaned boy before this ill fate is met! Also, if future time traveling Scott comes back, he could start recording episodes from our current time and not have to worry about too many out dated references or existence spoilers!

Weird, Duncan doesn't look like himself in that avatar pic.

This should be posted in the "How do I get more Twitter followers" thread.

I like to pretend that the laser beam that blew up that dude's head was a comedy death ray.

I just realized it, shouldn't it be 1, 0, -1, -Nose, -3?

LibSyn will tell you exactly how many downloads your show has and even breaks it up per day, location, devices, site referrals, etc. Good info to know and to KEEP to YOURSELF in most cases. Feedburner gives me a pretty good rough estimate on number if itunes subscribers, unless there's a better method I don't know about. What really irks me is not being able to keep track streams. So far, most of my audience listens directly from my site and Libsyn isn't counting that as a download. Stop making me do math Libsyn!

I predict that after 87 minutes of this movie, I will die.

Google is my favorite non-popcorn related search engine on the internet.