ChaseRoper
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Dawsyn is 9 today! Holy cow, I can't believe it. When he was a baby, I would hold him up ony shoulder and he would try to climb over it and hang down my back. When we first tried to move Dawsyn from his crib to a big boy bed, we had to prop baby gates around him or we would never stay still or in bed. He's a risk taker, an adventurer, and is loaded with imagination and ambition. Even though he's only 9 today, I can already tell that he's going to be a great man someday - probably sooner than...
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Dawsyn's football team has 5 coaches. Each with a kid and nephew or family friend on the team. Those kids never get subbed out and also don't understand football and/or are troublemakers during practice. This could be why we lost right now 28 - 0. Coaches on this team need to understand leadership more than football plays right now.
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Dear Every Retailer, I'M NEVER GOING TO TAKE THE SURVEY NO MATTER WHAT YOU DANGLE IN FRONT OF ME OR HOW LONG YOU MAKE THAT RECIEPT.
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Dear pharmacies, I'm asking if you can get me the good sudafed, for an actual cold. Not for my rolling meth lab. #MethylamineIsBetterAnyways
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Death is looming. Enjoy it! RT @morgan_murphy what he said. RT @warrenellis: @pattonoswalt It's your birthday? Have a great one, mate.
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Decided to give both my boys hair cuts right before school. I guess because I hate myself?
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Decompressing at home after Sasquatch. Big thanks to @peteholmez @toddbarry and @howardkremer. My story for @earwolf is coming soon!
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Did you miss yesterday's episode of The Stay at Home Dad Cast with @ScottAukerman? Well, here it is! (also on itunes) http://t.co/NAL5xDUj
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Disney's Chimpanzee movie would have been vastly different if it was Disney's Bonobos. #crazymonkeysex
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Do you enjoy The Stay at Home Dadcast? Would you consider kicking a buck or 2 my way? Click http://t.co/fYOCyuq3 - to help me out!