ChaseRoper
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Every single one of my kids are at school right now. At the same time. Life is changing and I need my security blanket.
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Everybody go listen to H.G. Wells interview J.R.R. Tolkien on The Dead Authors Podcast. A benefit for 826 LA.
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Everybody listen to this. RT: @saraschaefer1 New podcast ep is now live! The super funny @mshowalter joins us for some real talk.
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Facebook may be suggesting that my birthday is coming up. I'm sure this is just a glitch. Ignore and carry about your business.
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Facebook notified me of a new message. Click the red notifier but there's nothing new. Time for me obsess about this all day and continually refresh my screen.
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Farrah from MTVs Teen Mom 2 sold a sex tape. Working title: MTV's Teen Mom the Prequel. #TM2
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Feel free to Like the Stay at Home Dadcast on Facebook anytime, you guys. http://t.co/qXoZ36TK
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Follow up call: reports of flying bear. Authorities say just a little black rain cloud. Do not pay attention. #BearWatch
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for all my followers in the Olympia area: @sweetcharleybs is the BEST place to get some cupcakes. Early #FF!
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Friends of the show #FF @screamfree @EliBraden @Rippedlikejesus @debenham. Go forth and follow. That makes no sense.
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From now on, I shall refer to Ben & Jerry's ice cream as Blow & Jobby's ice cream. Someone should just take away twitter.
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Fuck you "non-stick" pan. You hashbrowns ruining piece of shit. I wish you would gain sentience and then kill yourself.
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Fun Fact: Who Framed Roger Rabbit taught me that a gorgeous woman would marry me someday if i could make her laugh. #itHAPPENED
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Getting ready for coffee with the principal this morning. I will be the only dad there without a wife who made him come. #sahd
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Getting ready to leave and I just needed to announce to Facebook how extremely gorgeous my wife looks. I'm a very lucky guy! It's going to be a good Thanksgiving